“aw that’s cool, none of my family are anything but american – well i think my mom’s australian but still that’s not exactly that exotic – i learnt greek in school but that was as far as it went. i really wish i could speak and not look like a tourist but it really didn’t work for me. you obviously are.”
“you look a little too tan to be america, so i could believe that. unless i’m ignorant and most of australia is actually pale. you studied greek in school? odd. our choices were normally the spanish/german/chinese route! yeah, you messed up there, buddy. anyways, i’m so excited to be here and take in this beautiful country...what if i make friends with the natives? ugh, that would be so cool!”










