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im inactive? || wild || they/them

[w-wilded-d]

oh yeah i work now too uhhh im tired and im in college and life is tiring and my back hurts all the time yay

[w-wilded-d]

by the way, if you still care about following me somewhere, i'm on twitter as @/thewildmonarch

i mostly talk about vtubers and (right now) witch hat, tomolife ltd, and various political/literature stuff

[w-wilded-d]

been a while since i posted any art at all over here

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6

[w-wilded-d]

WAR IS OVER

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6

[w-wilded-d]

my bettelgeuse kinda homeless

jsyk the twt tempura have an alliance with the nijifans, in exchange for us voting for betsy they gotta sub to ryoma barrenwort

my blog is dead but bettel isnt. vote.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 3

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onApr 22

[w-wilded-d]

the box is a metaphor, i think

usoko seems to be enjoying it

[w-wilded-d]

bake no hana.....

[w-wilded-d]

holy shit i have not touched this hellsite in ages

what the fuck

[filizit]

Well… it is a problem.

And that’s what happens when you’re the only one who doesn’t know what’s going on with this guy.

Feature : Sou the straight man. Sara the wild samurai. Midori don’t encourage her.

[boxbusiness]

Might redoodle this for tomorrow~ :P

[boxbusiness]

Nyeehhhh Same thang~

[boxbusiness]

Oh look at our boi... Look at him.

[badjokesbyjeff]

I volunteered to help blind children today!

That’s a verb not an adjective btw.

[badjokesbyjeff]

After returning home from the Vietnam war, a general stands before three of his soldiers.

He says, “For your bravery and dedication, you will be greatly rewarded. This is what we’re going to do: choose any length of your body to be measured, and I will give you as many million dollars as feet the part you chose is long.”

The first soldier spreads his arms as much as he can and asks to be measured from fingertip to fingertip. He gets 5 million dollars.

The second soldier stands upright and asks to be measured from head to toes. He gets 6 million dollars.

The third soldier asks to be measured from dick to balls.

“Are you sure?” the general asks, baffled.

The soldier nods and unzips his pants. The general simply shrugs and begins to measure his dick. Then, he stops.

“Soldier, where are your testicles?”

“At Vietnam, sir.”

[badjokesbyjeff]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Can you see me?” and they respond

“Yes”

“Oui”

“Si”

“Ja”

[miamitu-illust]

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus: