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@amillennialdog on twitter: The DHS posted a 14-word headline that started with “we must secure” holy absolute fuck

With a link to the site. Can confirm: https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/02/15/we-must-secure-border-and-build-wall-make-america-safe-again

arizonaconservativegal

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

catparazzi

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

tacticalskirt

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

decadenthumor

apologeticallyfat

Lol same

haunted-camaro

…

localstarboy

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

snellyboi

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

vanitysgrace-deactivated2018100

This track is hard

wallofdis

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love

identificat

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

psyducked

Are you going?

gonefashion

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well

sinistropteryx

aerixi

hol-hot-wholesome

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

thehangryslush

I literally just accidentally read a post about a haunted hospital. This was amazing timing.

nottobecrossed

I just want majestic deer on my dash…..

greenpaladinofnature-blog

Nature and water.

unoriginallobster-deactivated20

Majestic deer

nevver

Common Phrases Correctly

nijuukoo

Oh thank the gods

blargh-ish-deactivated20200722

You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.

invincible-selfxmade-punk

Thanks to having an AFI phase that lasted 20 years, I will spell Havoc wrong for the rest of my life

cybergata

Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.

megurashkarchived

wow

kcgane-deactivated20190222

@keithingitreal

wadey-wilson

marvel movies + flip offs

baileywilson013

Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on.