🪳Lie, Cheat, Steal🪳

Ophelia|25|Nonbinary Trans Woman|Bi|She/It|Anarchist|Autistic|Theistic Satanist

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[teratocrat]

Advice for all girls:

Revel in wickedness

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

[lastpositivist]

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

[natalieironside]

Some new cryptids:

The St. Louis Weird Guy

The Rotterdam Armpit-Tickler

The Double Dog [2 dogs at the same time]

Pissfingers

Sewer wolves

Bigfoot 2

[crazy-brazilian]

[speedette]

Me and my Warhammer collection

[imagine-darksiders]

me after I get the world's cheapist boob implants from shady Dr Dicksuccher

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[bruzum]

[fageleh]

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

[hiltontower]

[h3r0-hunter]

[chronocrump]

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one