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DO NOT MAKE DECISIONS ON YOUR LIFE PAST 9PM

STOP

Ichigo fans are like "oh, i like this guy. He's neet and has a little trauma."

Uryu fans are "three walls of my room are covered in him and my kids are playing with uryu plushies. And here's my essay on why he's how he is."

#bleach #i just find it funny #uryu ishida #ichigo kurosaki

I'm a little fascinated by Yuha's character. Like, yeah, he acts like a psychopath with god powers, but then i remember he's actually ichigos zanpakuto and i go Ooooohyeeah.

Yeah he's a little outdated yuha, but it's still him and i don't want to believe that becoming a zanpakuto changed him that much.

So it's fun to think about that under all that evil emperor is a father figure that cares about his people. Makes you think his plan to rebuild the world is not just him being ass or smth.

Anyway, I'm talking about this bc i see yuha as a fucked up eldritch empreror who is very detached from the world, maybe bc he is a quincy and quincy were forgotten by the soul king, and him trying to recreate the world from before is him being terrified of death and him acting like a child like ichibei said. Like a forever child with everlasting grudges against his father who left him and against the world who betrayed his father.

Anyway, omz is a normal person because he was forced to therapy by observing a lil boi and being annoyed by a fucked up hollow zanpakuto.

#bleach #i love characters that are clones of other characters with all their life experience and memories #and now they have to live in the world that isn't theirs but it was at some point #and i love characters that are not people #with nonhuman psychology or experience #god i love gods in funger they're wonderfully fucked up and beyond

I think they slowed down tumblr. It doesn't load pictures without vpn now.

Oh well.

stuffaboutminneapolis

The Minneapolis Journal- February 3rd, 1914 via Robbinsdale Historical Society

crackinwise

Caption under cat photo on left: "TOBY," Robbinsdale cat that saved its master's life, and which in turn was saved by him. "Toby's" scalp was singed and he wore a cute little cap to protect the spot today.

Article text:

Risks Life for Cat That Saves Him From Fire by Warning Cries

Robbinsdale Man Leaps From Third-Story Window With "Toby"—Both Burned.

H. C. Clifford of Robbinsdale risked his life today to save that of a pet cat that awakened him in time for him to escape from fire that burned the Clifford residence to the ground. Mr. Clifford leaped through a third floor window after smashing the glass and carried the cat down a rain spout to safety. He was painfully burned.

Alone in the house with no company but the cat since Mrs. Clifford went to Chicago to visit, Mr. Clifford allowed their pet "Toby" to sleep on a chair near his bed. He was awakened at 3 a.m. by the cat meowing and pulling at the bedclothes.

The house was burning and escape by the stairways was cut off. Not waiting to dress, Mr. Clifford made his way to the third floor after a dash through a sheet(?) of fire and smashed the glass of a window leading to a second story porch roof and leaped out. The cat followed him. Seizing it in his arms he slid down a water spout thirty feet to the ground. Running in his bare feet to a neighbor's house he aroused two men and borrowed clothes and went back to fight the flames. Engine company 25 of Minneapolis was called and after making the long cold run arrived too late to save the house.

Mr. Clifford suffered minor burns, but his feet were badly frosted. "Toby" suffered a singed scalp and is today wearing a cute little cap to protect the spot from the cold.

skweeb

hello

kosmogrl

fucking-relax

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

#for me

maru2703

I'm finally watching ep 3 of TYBW cour 4 and after like 5 minutes I had to stop and inform all my friends and Instagram followers that my son Ishida Uryuu has new powers, and the power is that he can turn into a d20.

Unfortunately he rolled a 1, but to be fair he is rolling with a huge disadvantage as he is fighting a (demi?) God.

Though he remains smiling because his enemy said "give up, you are fighting against the god and the world itself" and Uryuu is like "well whatevs my boyfriend is probably going to destroy the world if that what it takes" and he is right

#girl i was just thought about bleach but dnd #with mizuiro as dm bc they bullied uryu #now he plays as a high elf renger with paladin multiclass bc he is special lil boi

shinixgami

#ichiishi #gay and yearning

wait actually why we've got a whole ass arc about ichigo killing his mother but never got uryus surviving auswelen while his whole quincy estate got erased. Bro almost died, lost almost everyone in his house, mother fell into a coma and his dad is ryuken.

JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!