going seismic out of spite, oh!

call me sye. he/him. 20+. (mostly) bleachposting. i write shiroichi fanfiction sometimes 🧡🤍

[dikatsu]

don’t

[azamin]

Rangiku Matsumoto in the DiamondDust Rebellion. 

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[daedradagon]

Winter Temporary Fandom Kombat 2026 (WTF Bleach 2026) - A question

[addemius]

I love/hate when people fall for in universe propaganda.

Critics of Bleach complain about how unrealistic Aizen is as a "master planner" claiming it's unrealistic that he's foreseen all the events of the series in advance and that it's annoying how he had his hands in every event.

Problem is, Aizen was bullshitting when he said that. He's not a master planner, he's a master manipulator. His specialty is mind games, not planning in advance. Don't get me wrong, he's quite good at executing his plans, but he takes a lot of credit for things outside his control as an intimidation tactic

The fucker's special ability, the reflection of his soul is the ability to make hyper realistic illusions- Of fucking course he's a damn liar to his core!

I'm not going to downplay Aizen's intelligence- he's actually quite smart, but he's really good at adapting his plans on the fly and claiming he saw the setback in advance. Since he says it with an entirely straight face, one would tend to take him at face value- if we didn't see flashbacks and we see exactly how much involvement he actually had

[ilovetv99]

the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here

[ilovetv99]

This is the one

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

(with tears in my eyes) we have to post more perverted things now. because we never know which perverted post will be our last ...

[fellshish]

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

[anxietyproblem]

[desolationlesbian]

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

[macademia-nut]

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

[babycharmander]

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.

[lunafandoms]

YouTube Search Fixer – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)

Download YouTube Search Fixer for Firefox. Remove ALL distracting search results, redirect shorts back to legacy page and try little visual

If you use Firefox this extension is god send :D

[asha-mage]

My toxic trait is that I am far more interested in the socio-economic and geopolitical implications of ABO settings than the smut.

For example: I can't read any ABO AUs set in England or France because while I can suspend my disbelief far enough for a gender trinary set up, I can't suspend it enough to believe those two countries would still be distinct entities in a alternate history where Richard the Lionheart could have impregnated Philip II.

If there was a viable dynastic future with Richard, Philip would have climbed him like an oak and dragged him to the altar if he had to. It's a match that makes perfect sense from both their points of view: Philip gets Aquitaine back under French rule, the best general in Europe on his council, and a powerful check on the Angevins... then unexpectedly (after Henry the Young bites it) the entire Kingdom of England for his Capetian dynasty. Richard meanwhile gets to stick it to his father, secure Aquitaine's prosperity, and gets the leverage to start pushing for his mother's release. Then when Henry kicks the bucket Richard doesn't actually have to be King of England in anything but name: Philip can run the countries and unify the Crowns and what not while Richard runs off to go Crusading.

Plus they also like, loved each other and stuff and being able to get to be together long term instead of being torn apart by politics would have been cool. But I'm mainly obsessed with the historical and dynastic implications.

All this to say any ABO au set in England or France that doesn't have them united as a singular Anglo-Frank empire is doing it wrong.

[lannegarrett]