(Half) alive by pure luck

((🌧️🪄 anon))

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

"Un bastardo, al igual que su padre."

* A bastard, just like his father.

!! I WILL (TRY) TO UPDATE THIS AS TIME GOES ON !!

Hi! I'm Leonidas, but you can call me Leo!^^

I hope we get along well, though please please stop snitching on me to my family, ok? Thank you.

I hope you have a nice day

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Name: Leonidas "Leo" Emanuel Federico García Constantine.

Age: 15 years old

Birthday: August 1st.

Pronouns: Any is fine (principally he/they)

Height: 165 cm tall

Languages spoken: Spanish, English and Portuguese

Nationality: Argentinian (Saltenian)- Brazilian.

Race: Demon-ghost/human

Biological parents: Dolores Garcia & John Constantine.

Family: Here.

Idols: Zee Zatanna, Red Hood and Black Onyx.

Alignment: Chaotic lawful*

Antihero identity: Inferno.

Hobbies: Crocheting, baking, painting and skating with his roller skates

* Follows a strict moral code that no one can seem to understand completely.

Rules and info underneath!

OOC: Hi! It's Ink again-

I made the intro post again because I was too lazy to change the old one.

Same rules, info and warnings as before:

- The mun has two braincells, have patience with me please.

- My first language isn't English, sorry for any grammar issues-

- Don't interact if you feel entitled to ANY kind of bigotry.

- I don't mind other fandoms, though mostly this is a DC and Marvel (due to certain other oc) inspired blog usually.

- The muse of this blog is a minor: don't send asks that are too suggestive

- Please send asks! I'll answer as soon as I can^^

Custom tags.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

OOC: Dear people of Tumblr, good evening and thank you for reading this.

I want to remind you that if you hate a country or a country's team, please don't take that anger out at a random person on the internet. While I do not mind this that much, I am aware that probably these people also could harass others.

Please, remember that harassing people on the internet because you're angry at something else will never be a valid thing. I am not involved with any fútbol player, nor any secret blog of any fútbol player or anyone involved in that world whatsoever.

I want to remind you, I am a random citizen that was trying to nap and got woken up by anons telling me to off myself. Please, do not go around doing this to other Argentinians. We are not all the same, but I do apologise in the behalf of anyone who has wronged you that came from my home.

I kindly ask you to please stop harassing me and others over the match I didn't watch.

I'll be closing my ask box for the time being, you can @ me if you want to interact with my blogs or send me a dm. I don't mind.

I hope everyone has a nice night, and thanks for reading this.

[sonofapunk]

Hey btw everyone hating on Argentina “because racism” and thus cheering for England… be so fucking for real

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

https://www.tumblr.com/gothamghostwhispers/821632036676763648/httpswwwtumblrcomw3atherboy-is-lost-again821?source=share

THEY SAID YOU'RE A LOVELY KID

I'll prefer to keep my distance, thank you- most of the time my parental figures end up doomed somehow or after some time I end up not seeing them often and I end up alone again-

And yeah like I appreciate it but I'd rather not lose one of the nice people that I deem functional enough to be somehow a good role to follow, at least when it comes to magic.

Also kudos to them for respecting my boundaries imma send them cookies later... Or maybe pastries? AAAAA

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

If telamon is technically your dad wouldn't that make T your sibling

Men I don't have that many problems with that but Gabi is trying to adopt T and I'm sure that T doesn't like me, so I'm pretty sure that that's gonna be a problem for future me

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

aww you included atropos how quaint you see him as your dad?

...I plead the fifth- I won't be talking about this

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

You didn't count Artem and Telamon

Guys. No. I'm not getting adopted again and THEY ALREADY HAVE A BUNCH OF KIDS- yes they're nice but COME ON- they're busy enough already

Oh and I'd rather die a fourth time than see Telamon as a dad, thank you very much. He's nice to some extent but I can't trust him, he's my ma's boyfriend at best

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

The fact your most present parental figure is a traumatized, overworked Eldritch God is somewhat concerning

Do I add this to the list of concerning stuff?

So far I have:

Concerning health problems

Concerning soul state

Concerning magic state

Concerning tendencies

Weird ass luck (good or bad depending on the day)

Problems with two cults

My aunt murdered my uncle

Apparently I'm the reincarnation of SAID uncle

I'm 70% sure I could be wanted by one or two people by either one of my parental figures

WHICH BTW THERE'S NO PARENTAL FIGURE HERE THAT ISN'T CONCERNING*

I'm still wanted by a creepy man but tbh he wants me and my friends so it's not personal

I don't have a 12th thing but leaving the list at 11 is weird like when you put the volume on odd numbers-

*this list includes:

- Ma/Damien (mentioned above in the ask)

- Mãe/Dolores/The Carmine Killer (somehow has some power in hell + a villain (redeemed?)

- Mum/Shirai... no wait I think she's kinda well actually but I'm pretty sure she can be pretty dangerous so 50/50

- John/Dad has done way too much bs to write it down here

- Atropos (Dee?) is a cannibal technically...?

- Connie is concerning in general(?) but I like him to be fair

- Lysandre is what I think people would call a hitman(?). Assassin? I'm not sure

- Gabi is my older brother, took the role of a parental figure by mere accident and currently I barely talk to him

AND THAT'S WITHOUT COUNTING ANY OF MA'S PARTNERS

(THOUGH I WANNA CLARIFY THAT I DON'T DISLIKE ANYONE ON THE LIST- it's just a humble compilation)

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

how many painkillers can I take

Hypothetically

[damientheprideprince]

That heavily depends on the type. The recommendations are usually written on the packaging.

On another note, perhaps be less vague on why you are in pain as to not worry your family too much? Or worry us the correct amount at least. Your brother appears to be on the verge of popping a blood vessel.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

That's his natural state dw

Also it's due to cramps and due to my tail, someone followed us and they stepped on my tail ;–;

I think my uncle is summoning Aether

[damientheprideprince]

Well, most people that know you would first assume you have been wounded. Badly so. Not cramps, seeing that's a rather recent development in comparison to your... "Little adventures".

It is a pity We cannot meet said uncle. It would be quite an interesting interaction. Besides, it would be good for us to have eachother's... Contact

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Oh I could arrange something for you two if you want :D

He's Gabi's dad, he's not that bad though if you ask me I'm 80% sure he's as flirty as him-

Anyways maybe yes I should have been more specific- but to be fair technically I think I kinda broke my tail...-

[damientheprideprince]

We are aware of who he is, to many ways, but thank you, sweetheart. It would be good to talk to him, though I fear Our position would become... Stupidly obvious due to many factors.

Yes, it is highly likely that one of your bones was broken when stepped on, considering how thin the end of your tail is. Think of it like a cat's tail in matters of durability.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Ah ok- maybe you're right-

Aether is currently checking me and apparently yes it's broken- but hey at least it's only two bones and not the whole tail :'D

[damientheprideprince]

For your whole tail to be broken, every single bone in it would need to be. Which would be very concerning, as it is a part of your spine, and as such, has many nervous connections.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

You underestimate how much bad luck I have ma-

[damientheprideprince]

Unless you are planning to be thrown into a industrial size press, it would take quite the amount of hits to break your entire tail, and by that point, We highlight doubt that would be all that is broken.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Ma. My dear parent. My most present parental figure.

I know for a fact that I have enough bad luck for that to happen-

Also it did happen when I was younger according to mãe :'D

[damientheprideprince]

One would think your bad luck would decrease with father Veil's blessing. How... Persistent

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Meh I think it kinda made my luck better to be fair but in different stuff(?) Technically I'm pretty sure I would have deep cuts or something due to the attack but it's just two bones in my tail instead so I call this a win :D

Or maybe I'm just getting better at fighting...? Also wdym with I have a blessing???

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

how many painkillers can I take

Hypothetically

[damientheprideprince]

That heavily depends on the type. The recommendations are usually written on the packaging.

On another note, perhaps be less vague on why you are in pain as to not worry your family too much? Or worry us the correct amount at least. Your brother appears to be on the verge of popping a blood vessel.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

That's his natural state dw

Also it's due to cramps and due to my tail, someone followed us and they stepped on my tail ;–;

I think my uncle is summoning Aether

[damientheprideprince]

Well, most people that know you would first assume you have been wounded. Badly so. Not cramps, seeing that's a rather recent development in comparison to your... "Little adventures".

It is a pity We cannot meet said uncle. It would be quite an interesting interaction. Besides, it would be good for us to have eachother's... Contact

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Oh I could arrange something for you two if you want :D

He's Gabi's dad, he's not that bad though if you ask me I'm 80% sure he's as flirty as him-

Anyways maybe yes I should have been more specific- but to be fair technically I think I kinda broke my tail...-

[damientheprideprince]

We are aware of who he is, to many ways, but thank you, sweetheart. It would be good to talk to him, though I fear Our position would become... Stupidly obvious due to many factors.

Yes, it is highly likely that one of your bones was broken when stepped on, considering how thin the end of your tail is. Think of it like a cat's tail in matters of durability.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Ah ok- maybe you're right-

Aether is currently checking me and apparently yes it's broken- but hey at least it's only two bones and not the whole tail :'D

[damientheprideprince]

For your whole tail to be broken, every single bone in it would need to be. Which would be very concerning, as it is a part of your spine, and as such, has many nervous connections.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

You underestimate how much bad luck I have ma-

[damientheprideprince]

Unless you are planning to be thrown into a industrial size press, it would take quite the amount of hits to break your entire tail, and by that point, We highlight doubt that would be all that is broken.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Ma. My dear parent. My most present parental figure.

I know for a fact that I have enough bad luck for that to happen-

Also it did happen when I was younger according to mãe :'D

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

how many painkillers can I take

Hypothetically

[damientheprideprince]

That heavily depends on the type. The recommendations are usually written on the packaging.

On another note, perhaps be less vague on why you are in pain as to not worry your family too much? Or worry us the correct amount at least. Your brother appears to be on the verge of popping a blood vessel.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

That's his natural state dw

Also it's due to cramps and due to my tail, someone followed us and they stepped on my tail ;–;

I think my uncle is summoning Aether

[damientheprideprince]

Well, most people that know you would first assume you have been wounded. Badly so. Not cramps, seeing that's a rather recent development in comparison to your... "Little adventures".

It is a pity We cannot meet said uncle. It would be quite an interesting interaction. Besides, it would be good for us to have eachother's... Contact

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Oh I could arrange something for you two if you want :D

He's Gabi's dad, he's not that bad though if you ask me I'm 80% sure he's as flirty as him-

Anyways maybe yes I should have been more specific- but to be fair technically I think I kinda broke my tail...-

[damientheprideprince]

We are aware of who he is, to many ways, but thank you, sweetheart. It would be good to talk to him, though I fear Our position would become... Stupidly obvious due to many factors.

Yes, it is highly likely that one of your bones was broken when stepped on, considering how thin the end of your tail is. Think of it like a cat's tail in matters of durability.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Ah ok- maybe you're right-

Aether is currently checking me and apparently yes it's broken- but hey at least it's only two bones and not the whole tail :'D

[damientheprideprince]

For your whole tail to be broken, every single bone in it would need to be. Which would be very concerning, as it is a part of your spine, and as such, has many nervous connections.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

You underestimate how much bad luck I have ma-

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

how many painkillers can I take

Hypothetically

[damientheprideprince]

That heavily depends on the type. The recommendations are usually written on the packaging.

On another note, perhaps be less vague on why you are in pain as to not worry your family too much? Or worry us the correct amount at least. Your brother appears to be on the verge of popping a blood vessel.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

That's his natural state dw

Also it's due to cramps and due to my tail, someone followed us and they stepped on my tail ;–;

I think my uncle is summoning Aether

[damientheprideprince]

Well, most people that know you would first assume you have been wounded. Badly so. Not cramps, seeing that's a rather recent development in comparison to your... "Little adventures".

It is a pity We cannot meet said uncle. It would be quite an interesting interaction. Besides, it would be good for us to have eachother's... Contact

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Oh I could arrange something for you two if you want :D

He's Gabi's dad, he's not that bad though if you ask me I'm 80% sure he's as flirty as him-

Anyways maybe yes I should have been more specific- but to be fair technically I think I kinda broke my tail...-

[damientheprideprince]

We are aware of who he is, to many ways, but thank you, sweetheart. It would be good to talk to him, though I fear Our position would become... Stupidly obvious due to many factors.

Yes, it is highly likely that one of your bones was broken when stepped on, considering how thin the end of your tail is. Think of it like a cat's tail in matters of durability.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Ah ok- maybe you're right-

Aether is currently checking me and apparently yes it's broken- but hey at least it's only two bones and not the whole tail :'D

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

how many painkillers can I take

Hypothetically

[damientheprideprince]

That heavily depends on the type. The recommendations are usually written on the packaging.

On another note, perhaps be less vague on why you are in pain as to not worry your family too much? Or worry us the correct amount at least. Your brother appears to be on the verge of popping a blood vessel.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

That's his natural state dw

Also it's due to cramps and due to my tail, someone followed us and they stepped on my tail ;–;

I think my uncle is summoning Aether

[damientheprideprince]

Well, most people that know you would first assume you have been wounded. Badly so. Not cramps, seeing that's a rather recent development in comparison to your... "Little adventures".

It is a pity We cannot meet said uncle. It would be quite an interesting interaction. Besides, it would be good for us to have eachother's... Contact

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Oh I could arrange something for you two if you want :D

He's Gabi's dad, he's not that bad though if you ask me I'm 80% sure he's as flirty as him-

Anyways maybe yes I should have been more specific- but to be fair technically I think I kinda broke my tail...-

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

how many painkillers can I take

Hypothetically

[damientheprideprince]

That heavily depends on the type. The recommendations are usually written on the packaging.

On another note, perhaps be less vague on why you are in pain as to not worry your family too much? Or worry us the correct amount at least. Your brother appears to be on the verge of popping a blood vessel.

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

That's his natural state dw

Also it's due to cramps and due to my tail, someone followed us and they stepped on my tail ;–;

I think my uncle is summoning Aether

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

how many painkillers can I take

Hypothetically

[w3atherboy-is-lost-again]

Does Crowley know that the prince regent of pride adopted you, making you technically a soon to be prince of pride once your ma officially gets crowned?

NOPE and I hope he doesn't find out because I'll be caught dead again before dealing with more demonic political bs by him and Gabi-