Wade's World

"Look at your man, then at me, then back at your man, sadly he's not me. There's only one me. Well could be two depending, Mystique does this weird thing. We think she has some weird kink shit." [Wade what are you saying now?] "Shut up box face. I was telling them who we are. Geesh. Way to ruin the mood. Anyways. The name is Wade. Though, you can call me Weyonce. "

[wade---wilson]

we have the first pregnancy scare of the semester yo

KEB IS PREGNANT?! I KNEW IT.

[wade---wilson]

I give birdbrains and tin man a month before they break up i'll bring the popcorn

Which birdbrains we talkin bout? I can literally pull out my list. 

[wade---wilson]

Is it true that you're related to Sam Wilson aka the Falcon?

A true lady never kisses and tells.... I mean....

Also. Who the fuck calls himself Falcon? Really? Really tho?

[wade---wilson]

Moon Moon is here.

DA FUCK IS MOON MOON?!

Where's Sun Sun? I don't get this. Am I Wade Wade?

[wade---wilson]

clint is only attracted to cray cray people, like that bucky guy and the russian girl okay pretty much everyone because everyone here is fucked up

I smell a sitcom!

[wade---wilson]

Crazy bitch Amora is gonna fuck everyone and then kill them right after. The true Black Widow is here. Bitches better watch out.

WAT IS GOING ON

Someone explain this shit. Who's Amora. Yo Amora... come fuck me then kill me. You can keep trying till ya actually do. Good luck bitch. Bring lube. You may need it. 

[wade---wilson]

Maya is a tryhard whore.

Who the fuck?

Geesh I feel like I missed a bunch of shit. Isn't Maya some weird civilization shit? Like that weird shit Logan is from? HEY LOGAN WHAT/WHO'S MAYA? Do we know her?

[wade---wilson]

beyahatacha

wattagwannnn?

[wade---wilson]

Heisenberg is alwayyyyys watching.

alwayyyyys.

[wade---wilson]

PIETRO NEVER CAME IN HIS LIFE WHAT A LOSER

Just. First off... wife? Dude what the fuck

[wade---wilson]

Wade, honey? I've heard a few rumors about you and I'm glad I'm about to reach out to you now. What is this about you thinking you don't need to be attending your classes? I wouldn't want that at all. I don't know who told you otherwise but Wade, I value education to the highest degree and if you have this amazing opportunity at school(a fabulous one at that), I think you need to take full advantage of that. I really do.

... WHAT?! BEYONCE. WHAT?!

WHAT.

i. WHAT. BEYONCE IS TELLING ME TO GO TO CLASS?! 

OMG WHAT.

WHAT

WHHHHAAAT

i.... I must be the chosen one.

[wade---wilson]

Alright bitches.

I know I know. You're all butthurt that I was gone. Well Mama's gotta make dat doe. I may have gone on a secret mission. Or I may have gone into a food coma. You'll never know. But I'm back bitches. For good this time. This is the comeback Lindsey Lohan wishes she had. 

Send me in the gossip and help a brother get back dat queen W status. 

xoxo

[harryinthesky-deactivated201504]

...I've only realized now.

That there are like people with powers here? I had absolutely no idea. 

I have no idea what I got myself into.

[wade---wilson]

You're one of those dumb ones here aren't you? Lemme guess daddy's trust fund bought you a ticket up here?

[wade---wilson]

ok wait. So Clint and Natasha are a thing, but so are Bucky and Clint, as well as Natasha and Bucky, and I'm pretty sure Clint has bug boy and ant girl and mini-him on speeddial??? What the hell is going on?

YOU TELL ME. I'M SO CONFUSED UP IN HURRRR.

[wade---wilson]

This school is some fucking zombie infested place yo! Didn't Barney and Cassie both die?

We've become Young and the Restless... Didn't you know?

[wade---wilson]

ALRIGHT LBR Cassie and Kate totally banged before Cassie was a zombie.

whos a zombie? What. EVERYONE RUN ITS WALKING DEAD UP IN HURRR. 

I vote we eat Logan first. We all know he's gonna be the leanest. 

[wade---wilson]

You know, Stacy and Carter? I hear they're fucking. Two blondes are better than one?

It's a dream come true.