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Separatists: Hey, Jedi, that guy that’s running the senate is kinda corrupt.
Jedi: We must protect the Republic.
Separatists: But he’s literally playing you all like his band of fiddles.
Jedi: No way!
Palptine: Order 66!
Jedi: Shit.
The walls of my psyche are riddled with laughter. Introverted schadenfreude.
I did it all for love. I’m living karma. Sometimes love isn’t shown through love. I don’t think I’ll ever feel for someone the same way. It’ll never happen again because I’m drugged now. Anything to stop the crying. The night terrors. I’m empty but no one has to suffer me again. Everything is in control. The path is set. Cover my face with anything to blur the image. Keep moving it. I wanna see after the mask. What do I keep hiding behind?
numb.
oh. my. fucking.
Slytherin: *turns to Gryffindor* So what’s the plan?
Gryffindor: Plan? Why would I make a plan? Life laughs at plans.
Slytherin: *turns indignantly to Ravenclaw* Can you believe this?!
Ravenclaw: Well, personal experience points towards all our plans going awry. Logically, it’s a waste of time to even make one at this point.
Slytherin: *groans*
i cannot wait to have a wife to watch movies and cuddle up with every single night
heyy everybody this is uhh harvey weinstein and im going to speedrun sex addiction therapy, ok lets go
amazing how it’s possible to like sex without harassing people
Since when did abusing others have anything to do with sex addiction?
Since rich dudes wanted to escape consequences for their actions lol
A Book of Charms and Changelings, Ruth Manning-Sanders, 1971. Published by Pan Macmillan, 1974. Cover by Brian Froud.
not weird: grown ass adults taking part in fandom culture; roleplaying, drawing fanart, writing fics, sharing theories, shipping, etc
weird: grown ass adults making fandom culture their entire identity and attacking people over shipping wars or conflicting headcanons, generally exhibiting behaviour that is barely acceptable if you’re 15
You fools. You absolute idiots
a welcome mat only invites a vampire in if the word welcome is facing away from the door
If you face the word welcome towards the door then the implied invitation is removed you dingles
You can have a welcome mat without letting blood thirsty sanguivores into ur fucking place of residence
Common sense, people!
Wrong. Incorrect. Opens your home to potential unwanted supernatural insurgents.
Correct, much safer. Human guests will not care about the discrepancy and it still gives them a place to wipe their feet
“But wait! What if I’m expecting my vampire boyfriend over later, and I won’t be able to open the door”
Leave an invitation under the doormat like a reasonable person u idiot
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It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.
Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
#honestly I think OP has picked the frames in Raiders where HF looked the absolute best #and consequently the best in his LIFE #(yes I’m including ToD shirtlessness and any and all Solo related looks)
but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these
