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thedarkdomain

Wait a minute…

scrabblezard

This is what American politics is like

lives-in-a-harpsichord

Obsessed with how people will just say stuff

prinnay

sparklers

lesb0

I know it isn't supposed to be funny but the delivery of this tweet is absolutely sending me

twostepsfromtemerant

Despite a lot of Hozier’s songs having sexual overtones, his music isn’t immediately associated with sex, or called crude. Common reactions to mentioning him, depending on who you are talking to are “bogman!” or ‘that guy who did Take Me to Church”. Even though his music is just as sexual as pop music written by male artists, it isn’t immediately recognized as such because of how he shifts the power dynamics to favor women. In this essay I will…

chronolith

wait. OP. come back.

holdmecloseandfast

Most sexualized pop music talks about sex like it’s something the singer is taking. Is entitled to. Hozier sings like it’s holy and he’s been given a blessing he doesn’t deserve and cherishes all the more for it.

m00kieblaylock

You put it into words, well done and thank you.

anxietyproblem

whosromeo

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

nonasuch

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

tygermama

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

thequantumqueer

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

nonasuch

reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

powersandplanetaries

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

nonasuch

oh, VERY good

empressofthelibrary

A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.

"My cat keeps attacking my feet."

"How often do you play with him?"

"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."

"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."

nonasuch

great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows

bixbythemartian

I was just wondering if this is the same universe where the riddler gets a YouTube

royalhandmaidens

Not to get dark or anything, but 9/11 is coming up in the USA

Or, let me rephrase that: an annual day where Muslims in the USA are scared to leave their homes. If you have Muslim friends or neighbors - watch their backs. Check up on them. Without fail, every year, there’s always an attack. Every year someone I know or someone I know by extension becomes a victim.

One year I had to go pick up my roommate from the library because she was too scared to leave. Some grown ass men had followed her there throwing rocks and yelling threats.

Another year I got a knife threat slipped into my mailbox.

Another year someone shot up the side of our mosque while we prayed for peace inside.

Check up on your neighbors and call out racist and islamophobic behavior where you see it. This year, with all the unrest and elections coming up, it’s bound to be bad and everyone I know is already on edge and taking precautions.

Stay vigilant and stay woke ✌️

milliusprime-inactive

this is so important

to reiterate:

Check!! In!! On!! Your!! Muslim!! Friends!! And!! Neighbours!!

and yes, this is applicable everywhere, not just America. don’t leave it because you’re from the UK or Canada or France or anywhere else.

royalhandmaidens

Also important!!

The majority of Muslims in the USA aren’t even immigrants or Pakistani, or Indonesian or anything else - the highest percentage is actually African American.

Given the political climate and recent surge in violence - protect your neighbors, and protect black Muslims especially!!!!!

homo-sex-shoe-whale

Y'all I wanna know what you think of something

There's currently an argument happening on Brazilian Twitter and I wanna know your opinions.

So, there's this famous Brazilian artist called Romero Britto who's currently going viral on Twitter because a woman destroyed one of his pieces right in front of him.

Her husband bought her the piece and she owned a restaurant, where Romero Britto happened to be with some friends. He tried bargaining for an R$ 8 coffee (less than 2 dollars!), even though he's a VERY wealthy artist, and was really rude to the woman's employees. So, she told him off for being an asshole and then destroyed the piece in front of Romero Britto himself.

Do you think that's:

A. Queen behaviour

Or B. Disrespectful?

homo-sex-shoe-whale

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