Wait a minute…
This is what American politics is like
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Wait a minute…
This is what American politics is like
Obsessed with how people will just say stuff
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I know it isn't supposed to be funny but the delivery of this tweet is absolutely sending me
Despite a lot of Hozier’s songs having sexual overtones, his music isn’t immediately associated with sex, or called crude. Common reactions to mentioning him, depending on who you are talking to are “bogman!” or ‘that guy who did Take Me to Church”. Even though his music is just as sexual as pop music written by male artists, it isn’t immediately recognized as such because of how he shifts the power dynamics to favor women. In this essay I will…
wait. OP. come back.
Most sexualized pop music talks about sex like it’s something the singer is taking. Is entitled to. Hozier sings like it’s holy and he’s been given a blessing he doesn’t deserve and cherishes all the more for it.
You put it into words, well done and thank you.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
batman: what’s the situation?
commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage
batman: what are their demands?
commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.
batman:
[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]
harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.
caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.
harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —
[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]
batman: what station is this?
commisioner gordon: WGTM.
batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?
commissioner gordon:
batman:
commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.
I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?
“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”
reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.
Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.
oh, VERY good
A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.
"My cat keeps attacking my feet."
"How often do you play with him?"
"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."
"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."
great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows
I was just wondering if this is the same universe where the riddler gets a YouTube
Not to get dark or anything, but 9/11 is coming up in the USA
Or, let me rephrase that: an annual day where Muslims in the USA are scared to leave their homes. If you have Muslim friends or neighbors - watch their backs. Check up on them. Without fail, every year, there’s always an attack. Every year someone I know or someone I know by extension becomes a victim.
One year I had to go pick up my roommate from the library because she was too scared to leave. Some grown ass men had followed her there throwing rocks and yelling threats.
Another year I got a knife threat slipped into my mailbox.
Another year someone shot up the side of our mosque while we prayed for peace inside.
Check up on your neighbors and call out racist and islamophobic behavior where you see it. This year, with all the unrest and elections coming up, it’s bound to be bad and everyone I know is already on edge and taking precautions.
Stay vigilant and stay woke ✌️
this is so important
to reiterate:
Check!! In!! On!! Your!! Muslim!! Friends!! And!! Neighbours!!
and yes, this is applicable everywhere, not just America. don’t leave it because you’re from the UK or Canada or France or anywhere else.
Also important!!
The majority of Muslims in the USA aren’t even immigrants or Pakistani, or Indonesian or anything else - the highest percentage is actually African American.
Given the political climate and recent surge in violence - protect your neighbors, and protect black Muslims especially!!!!!
Y'all I wanna know what you think of something
There's currently an argument happening on Brazilian Twitter and I wanna know your opinions.
So, there's this famous Brazilian artist called Romero Britto who's currently going viral on Twitter because a woman destroyed one of his pieces right in front of him.
Her husband bought her the piece and she owned a restaurant, where Romero Britto happened to be with some friends. He tried bargaining for an R$ 8 coffee (less than 2 dollars!), even though he's a VERY wealthy artist, and was really rude to the woman's employees. So, she told him off for being an asshole and then destroyed the piece in front of Romero Britto himself.
Do you think that's:
A. Queen behaviour
Or B. Disrespectful?
I'm in love with this headline
Woman who broke piece by Romero Britto says she doesn't regret it: "I'd do it again"
Y'all, sister fuckin SMASHED that shit!
Missing here is that when she smashed the piece she yelled at this tacky artist: "Treat my people with respect"
The work was paid for. It was her property. He lost 0$. She went there specifically to defend her workers.
Absolute queen behaviour 👑
why is the only #relatable media for people trying to navigate their 20s about rich self absorbed idiots who live in new york
guess who makes tv shows
a second chance
me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was
The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content
Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*
Bane:
“be careful with my trees”
“I
KNOOOW”
Saw this TikTok and fell in love with this artist/creator, making “earrings” to wear with head coverings.
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