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A place to post the stuff from my notes app

[wagglebutt]

Was reading a webcomic that I didn’t realize was censored smut. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some good smut I just hadn’t noticed that’s what I was reading.

The scene is a young man is finally seducing the older hot mommy figure that’s been looking out for him and denying her attraction. She notices that he’s clearly inexperienced (turns out he’s a virgin!) but very into it so basically going on instinct. There’s a lot censored at this point (missing dialogue, cut off images) that I interpreted as an artistic choice to communicate that he was silent/speechlessly engrossed/moving innocently, for example laying his head on her chest vs laying her nipples on his tongue, etc. Eventually I realized OHHHH they’re doing the DOOOO??

Anyway I liked my interpretation, it was sweet. But then I went looking for the uncensored version and hot damn it was pretty good also.

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[wagglebutt]

“Swiping on tinder” - boring, nonwhimsical

“Doing research into my penis options” - professional, intriguing af

[wagglebutt]

Just had a real life Man or Bear situation

I was walking in an alley behind the Dollar General, trying to get my dog to pee before getting back in the car for a long drive.

I stop at a crossroad. One way leads to a pickup truck with a barking dog. Can’t tell if dog is restrained or not. The other goes to a man. Average looking man, but it is dusk and getting darker by the minute.

I freeze.

Man or bear? Odds of harm or odds of a different type of harm?

Guess what I picked.

[wagglebutt]

I fall in love multiple times a night.

I fall in love with their hair, their clothes, their dance moves, but most of all I fall in love with the look in their eyes that says they love me right back. I have loved Abigail, Molly, William, and many more whose names I’ve since lost amongst the fuzzy memories of flashing lights and beautiful thrashing bodies.

We loved each other, if only for a few brief moments.

[wagglebutt]

wtf do you mean my motivation to do what you want is a joke. what do you take me for Mr Bezos.

[queerspacepunk]

not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"

[wagglebutt]

“Good catch!” - me from the ground when my roller derby coach chastises me for improper form

[queerturnofphrase]

does anyone know any natural hand positions for when you're a guest at someone's house and they won't let you help with something so you have to sit there and watch them and also you're gay and it's your situationship and you've never been to his house before and he's leaving you alone in the room and he definitely will know if your hand position is weird or gay or weird and gay? time sensitive. asking for a friend.

[wagglebutt]

Ya the uh surfer hand croissants for sure 🤙🏻🤙🏻

[goatedgreen]

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

[wagglebutt]

When walking with a group I like to suddenly start skipping in place and yelling IM STUCK HELP ME IM STUCK while they continue walking without me. Their embarrassment fuels me 🥰

[thegenderdruid]

When you hear the name Mike, who is the first person who comes to mind?

Mike Adenuga

Mike Bloomburg

Mike D

Mike Ditka

Mike McRoberts

Mike Oldfield

Mike Portnoy

Mike Shinoda

Mike Tan

Mike Zunino

Someone else??? are there other people named Mike???

Voting ended onFeb 2

[wagglebutt]

Shrek

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[forestgreenandgray]

source

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

She's hilarious, I love her

[shamebats]

[donnathepirana]

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

[deactivated-blog]

[thesaltofcarthage]

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

[modmad]

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[sootheyourself]

He’s got his own language setting lol

[wagglebutt]

This makes me laugh a lot

[cryptiddies]

Jake Paul got his jaw broken, happy holidays everyone 😌🩵

[cryptiddies]

Andrew Tate got his shit rocked, too!!! 🎉🥳🎊

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[mantisliberationfront]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[prismatic-bell]

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

[bbcwhereareyou]

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

[dankxsinatra]

[thesapphictwink]

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

[misheancolchester]

[kinardstits]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kvassretriever]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

This is a photograph of deer and deer can get tuberculosis.

[wagglebutt]

Laughed at this post and thought “they’re referencing the way John Green relates everything to tuberculosis” then I realize it is actually John Green