* flips u off *

see, this is why bad things always happen to you. because when you come across an ancient, spooky ruin you say, 'let's check it out'.

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come saturday i should be online! even for a little.

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hey guys! as you can tell, I haven’t been on this blog in well MONTHS probably. And my humblest apologies for that. I’ve had a surprisingly busy summer and honestly haven’t been up for rping these last few months.

but enough of my dumb excuses- I’m gonna try and come back to this account once all my summer work is done! I see a lot of people following me and I really want to interact with you all. This goes for my other blogs too! @braneiac & my butters and Kenny blog that I sadly forgot the name of. Rip.

I’m trying guys, I promise. Life is whack.

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— hey guys, if i get promo’d i cant ignore this account like i keep trying to do. also im very cool and have very rad muses.

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hhhhhh sorry for not being here :( i literally had a whole spring break to do things but i didnt,,,, im trying guys its just my craig muse has been nonexistent

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IC   ╱   :  “ get out of my rOOM i’M plaYinG mIneCraFt-- “

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 OOC   ╱   :  a lot of the south park rp community is dead now. not one to talk though, i’m quite a busy bee too. anyway, those of you who are still alive, like this PLOTTING CALL. i’ll slide into ur dms like a fuqboi and we can plot smth out.

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❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

iconic vines sentence meme . accepting .

 IC   ╱   :   “ all you do is drink TEA, how are you even saying that. if you don’t want it, then i’ll just take it back– “ of course, he doesn’t really count on the fact he doesn’t enjoy tea, iced or not ( in this particular case it’s iced ), but that isn’t going through his thought process right now.

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​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

iconic vines sentence meme . accepting .

  IC   ╱   :  “ sucks to be you then, i guess. while you’re out here sniveling about your lack of money, i’m going to go get fries. “

[auliicraval]

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

[bob-belcher]

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  OOC   ╱   :  hey, this is val !! here with a revamped craig tucker rp blog, formerly known as sprcrg. i would really appreciate it you could get this post moving a bit so that i can get clout more followers !! i swear it’ll be worth it sometimes, i mean ── who doesn’t want to be following the 145687th craig blog to exist ??

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Craig, don’t be an asshole.

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Craig Tucker aesthetic ✨

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via Weheartit

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NAME: Craig Tucker

AGE: Ten to nineteen, verse dependent

SPECIES: Human (the events in Peru make him joke otherwise)

GENDER: Male

BIRTHDAY: January 25th

SIGN: Aquarius

CURRENT RESIDENCE: South Park, Colorado

ETHNICITY: American-Peruvian

ORIENTATION: Homoromantic

OCCUPATION: 4th grade student, highschooler, photographer (all verse dependent)

SKIN: Fair

EYES: Green

HAIR: Raven

HEIGHT: 6'0

BODY BUILD: Mostly lean, tall, and thin, only having muscle in his upper arms.

OUTFIT: Can mostly be seen wearing a blue chullo hat with a yellow poofball, along with a blue sweater. His style doesn’t change much as he grows up.

TALENTS: Playing the pan flute, sumo wrestling and general fighting, picking things apart logically, photography, and animal caregiving.

DISORDERS: Autism

ADDICTIONS: Had an old cigarette addiction at the age of sixteen, has been cigar free for years since then.

At the simple age of one, Craig Tucker’s parents noticed their son wasn’t seemingly responsive, nor was he developing as fast as he should at that age. They didn’t want to assume the worst at first, but sooner or later they took him to a doctor too see the reasoning behind his behavior. To put things short and simply, Craig was diagnosed with Autism.

He has usually shown a disconnection to others, ever since he was a toddler. He never, and still doesn’t, pick up on social cues as quickly as his peers. Craig doesn’t usually respond with much emotion, not even in facial expressions, and is seen to be very cynical and empathetic most of the time. He’s had many instances where he can’t understand other people’s perspective- such as when his friend was having panic attacks, to which he just tried to push his own perspective onto him (though not realizing it).

Craig has developed a habit over the years to flipping people off, whether it be for an actual reason or not. He doesn’t get much out of it, other than it being a hint that he is irritated or angered. Craig’s taken this into more as a reflex over the years, learning it from his family.

Compared to his classmates, Craig is the more mature one, so to speak. He is typically the one to point things out logically and call out the other boys for their stupidity and ignorance. While others might want to do something that’s just going to leave them farther down the rabbit hole, Craig would rather to stick to the same nice and boring routine he goes through each day. The routine also helps him keep himself out of crazily stressful situations, which he fears he’ll show some uncontrollable emotion (though, he claims once that he keeps his emotions in tact).

Though he has an indifference towards getting himself into unnecassary situations, Craig is a rather violent and disobedient person. He’s probably the second most violent person in the class, Eric Cartman taking the cake (and eating it, too) as first. He gets into a lot of fights and will most likely be found outside the counselor’s office for his wrong doings at school, but he is unfased by it.

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FOLLOWING

I follow any SP rp blog in general, I always read the rules first though.

I will not follow: Personal blogs, or OC blogs that are not either fandomless or from SP. I will also not follow you if you don’t have an about page. Nothing against you, I promise.

BASIC THINGS

I am multiverse & crossover friendly. If you have a muse from a different fandom that I know, you bet I’ll be coming into your inbox if we’re mutuals.

Please, cut your posts once in a while. If you need help doing that, you can always come to me and I’ll show you, I honestly don’t care nor mind.

My Craig is very headcanon based, but I do portray his canon aspects into my writing as well. Note that I may forget some things from canon so canon-divergence is expected.

I am not the greatest at keeping up with things. I can unexpectedly drop threads or just forget about them and I apologize. My mental health has not been its best for more than months now so if I do this it is for my own sake.

ICONS & CREDITS

All icon art belongs to the original owner. I will be adding a list here in the near future.

I edit all my icons myself, and they are to not be used by anyone else.

TRIGGERING CONTENT & NSFW

There will be no smut on this blog. The muse is of age, but the MUN is not.

I tag all triggers as: ___________ //

SHIPPING

I am rather open to any ships you can throw at me or Craig, whether it be romantic, friendly, or hateful. Just do not force a ship upon me, or try to get me into shipping anything toxic or something with a big age gap.

By default, my main verse (aka the teen verse) does not have Craig in a relationship with Tweek. They simply broke up when the yaoi fad wasn’t as popular. If you want, feel free to message me if you want a thread that doesn’t go by this.