the underwear man

eos - est.1994 - they/them - just a pal who likes the underpants man - mainly active via other sideblog @burreos and ao3 @aurorealis

[biolizardboils]

mark your calendars guys

[colorsplash]

The Amazing Captain Underpants and his ““sidekicks””

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

THEY ARE SO DARN CUTE

[cotardkindrome1999]

Yo I need some new blogs to follow so reblog if you post

-SU critical -Captain Underpants -demigirl positivity -villainous -bill Cipher (not b/lld/p, though)

[waistband-warrior]

things that make u feel nice: finding websites/articles dedicated to weird animals you didn’t previously care about like yes show me these facts about grasshoppers you make them sound so cool

[waistband-warrior]

most of my attention and effort and love in this fandom will always be for the egg man, the bad egg man, and the comic kiddos, but honestly where’s my “Poopypants and Melvin get good things” fic because like,

-poopypants very clearly has panic attacks triggered by hearing loud laughter unexpectedly, this is some real emotional trauma 

-Melvin probably used to really want to understand why things were funny but couldn’t make any friends because no one wants a friend who doesn’t laugh with them

[mintypothos]

-here’s Shale, Lamia/Naga/sneople type being

-uses Spivak (ey/em) pronouns

-nonbinary and fem aligned (somewhere along the lines of agender and demigirl, maybe both at once or maybe fluid, who really knows)

-sapphic and polyamorous

-I’m learning how to draw fat but ey’s definitely overweight. Most of the fat distributes into eir big tummy and tail

-scales make it so covering eir lower half is generally unnecessary but ey likes skirts a lot and wears them anyways

[waistband-warrior]

(burreos is another sideblog of mine)

this isn’t captain underpants related, but I do drawing here so I thought I’d cross reblog

here’s an oc who doesn’t actually have a fictional world yet (obviously, it’s gotta be something fantasy related for ppl like em to be around)

eir tail is however long looks good to draw, but as a general rule pretty darn long (probably longer than depicted here bc I was just doodling )

[vsemily]

it helps if you make sound effects

[waistband-warrior]

“No hair no scare”

aka Krupp decides to stop bothering with a toupee and suddenly kids start seeing him as softer and more approachable so they behave more nicely to him, causing him to yell and issue detentions less causing him to seem even more approachable until he starts wondering if he’s in an alternate reality because kids are smiling at him??? he hasn’t felt the urge to shout all day??? 

[genaleah]

*griffin mcelroy voice* I love my tall wife guys, I dunno what to tell ya

[memelzebub]

[fishybonejones]

Family comes and goes. Elementary school principals are forever

[acrylicqueen]

You can tell a lot about a CU fan based on who they ship Krupp with:

Edith/Krupp

Captain Underpants/Krupp

Or Pippy/Krupp

Tag yourself, which kind of CU fan are you

[waistband-warrior]

the panel of Krupp crying because Captain Underpants ate a super spicy pepper and turned back, because I thought it was cute on its own

(since they have the same tastebuds, they both have the same spice experience, but Captain is fascinated by the intensity/pain and quickly builds up a mental tolerance that is not shared by Benjamin “this grocery store salsa is too spicy” Krupp)

[waistband-warrior]

here’s a dumb comic about a headcanon I have where Captain Underpants loves super spicy things because he loves anything with a ton of flavour, but Krupp can’t handle spice at all, and especially not at the levels the Captain enjoys

The kiddos think they’re playing a little prank on the Captain but they weren’t prepared for a crying principal

[micaxiii]

This popped into my head and now you all have to see it

[waistband-warrior]

he looks so offended

[heladoacido]

hnnhfg I can’t stop thinking about cu,,, so here’s a comic about teen harold asking out his future husband