Poppy/28/She/Her | Married to @evils-corner | Howdy, stranger. Wanna debate the ethics of Nintendo leaving Waluigi out of mainline Mario games? | Art tag: "stop drawing now"
- he has NO hair anywhere, maybe even has Alopecia
- Wear's a sick denim vest hell yeah
Hellen:
- TALL and also very build like a heavyweight champion (so muscular and a bit of pudge)
- also greying, I personally think hc her as 40
- I am obsessed with how everyone gives her coveralls, so I'm including them. Tho, she mostly wears them during excursions. At the apartment, she takes it off and wears her normal turtleneck and sweats
Xaria:
- she has a nasty scowl and sharp teeth, basically she both a barks and bite.
- some makeup too cus GOTHHH
- she's taller than Dan with the boots on, and is decently built too with strong shoulders
Monty:
- short and it's hard to tell, but I made him chubby under the coat. Unlike Sam tho, his arms are thinner.
- also has sharp teeth, and a scowl
Leigh:
- she has a huge head 😠yes that was on purpose, her sprite had a beeg head
- she's taller than she looks, but hunches over and crawls a lot
- fun fact: I made her avert her gaze because she looks absolutely horrifying looking forward like everyone else
Rat Baby:
- gave him a lil bandana cus why not
- I think he's relatively big here, like a small dog
Papineau:
- he's not as tall as hellen but he's still huge
- AURA
- no constructive comment but I do find him handsome VuV
Ernest:
- bundled up in many layers
- very thin underneath tho
Roaches:
- he's a bunch of roaches can more can I say lol
Morton:
- he's def just a huge cricket underneath the layers
- he is quite fond of the colorless rubiks cube sksk
a bunch of Dan comics, pls a bonus headcannon attatched sksks
Dan wearing blue-light-blocking glasses since he stares at a screen 24/7
Dan being for real
OKAY HEADCANNON TIME- ITS KINDA CRACKPOT BUT HEAR ME OUT AND TAKE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT:
Basically, what if he previously was a boxer in his 'prime'? -Not a professional one, mind you, he's more like an avid hobbyist who fought in shady saloons/venues, and got kicked out for being a dirty fighter/sore loser, even by their standards.
Also note: Dan to me isn't by any means a peak-athlete or jock to me- i just think he would've gotten into boxing as a teenager either cus; 1. He was pressured to take on a sport since he just games all day. 2. Needed an anger/energy outlet for his poor emotional regulation (BAD IDEA IMO) 3. He also wanted to do Punch Out irl and found it kinda fun.
But yeah, i just kinda wanted to cook up a headcannon of this caliber, because why is this freak so excited to invite Sam to "fight the monsters together" and film it all like a spectacle?? Bro also has a decent amount of hp and is willing to wrecklessly tank hits for people. He's kind of a menace, lol. Sadly, tho, I can imagine this being a rlly stressful part of his life- he probably was unhealthily exerting his anger, getting injured a lot, and I can't imagine the other fighters liking him much.
Another thing too is this is probably Dan in his early-mid 20s in this, I hc him as late 30s, so he is long since out of shape. But even since then, he still has gotten into fights or rough housed in protests (he's implied to be very antifa coded), and this apocalypse also enables that outlet quite a bit too.
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