DOES HAN SOLO LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?
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DOES HAN SOLO LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?
indie human!chewie. written by steve jack multiverse.
greetings loved ones.
i have risen from the dead to bring you a brief update on my life and it’s contents. i don’t really care to get into specifics but the tldr is this: i’ve been going through a lot of things lately, ranging from moving to transitioning, and i’ll be back just as soon as i can, but i don’t want to take a stab at when and run myself ragged trying to meet a deadline.
ALSO IMPORTANT: my name is now jackson (nice to meet you, you can call me JR, jax, or jack)
ALSO ALSO IMPORTANT: when i come back, i am retiring all of my blogs EXCEPT this one (waitasexc), richie ( @bigdiickrichie ), and daryl @abetterangel ). i cannot with any certainty say that i am saying goodbye to chuck hansen ( @daddyissuesandadog ) permanently, but he is on indefinite hiatus as of this speaking.
thank you for sticking with me! i love all of you dearly. xoxo jackson raleigh
fun mun facts: i am a 25 year old queer trans man who needs fucking braces
hi friends, happy halloween week, hopefully i will be on more this week! things got hectic on the homefront and i have a really shitty midterm to practice for but also i have two entire days off this week!!! WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING FOR HALLOWEEN, TELL ME.
brooklyn, brooklyn, take me in. are you aware the shape i’m in? my hands they shake, my head it spins. oh, brooklyn, brooklyn, take me in.
me, reading out grocery list: “toilet paper, litter, paper towels, cleaning spray, garbage bags ... “ /looks over to see if ness has anything to add @siitka: “oh, are you building your own bed?”
basic information template
➜ GENERAL INFORMATION
FULL NAME: Clinton Francis Barton.
NICKNAME(S): Clint, Hawkeye, Hawkguy
AGE: 36
DATE OF BIRTH: March 24th
NATIONALITY: American.
OCCUPATION: Avenger, landlord
RELIGION: lapsed German Protestant
SEXUALITY: fluid.
➜ APPEARANCE
FACE CLAIM: Mike Vogel (616/main), Jeremy Renner (MCU)
HEIGHT: 6′
WEIGHT: ~170#
HAIR COLOUR: blonde
EYE COLOUR: blue
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: none; possibly notable only in how nondescript he truly is; sometimes covered in bandages
➜ BACKGROUND
HOMETOWN: Waverly, Iowa
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn, NY
FINANCIAL STATUS: secure, quiet about it.
EDUCATION LEVEL: GED
FATHER: Harold Barton (deceased)
MOTHER: Edith Barton (deceased)
SIBLINGS: Charles ‘Barney’ Barton (location unknown)
➳ resurrectedtonystark
“You look like shit.”
Tony is the king of poor sleep habits. He knows when he sees them. He’s picking at something on the coffee table, for want of something to look at, besides Barton.
“Go to sleep.”
“ you look like shit. “
he shoves his feet into tony’s lap and looks forlornly at his coffee. the milk has already curdled up on the top.
“ i just had coffee. i can’t sleep now. “
➳ iwasborncareful
“Like what? This is my usual face where you’re concerned.”
“ mess or not, i’m a grown ass man. and you can’t just -- judge me for my life. i don’t judge you for your instagram addiction. “
➳ whohopes
“ –seriously? i never knew. but, yeah.. i’m glad you’re not too banged up? and i’m in town for a while if you need another patch-up. ”
“ i don’t exactly advertise it. ... are you trying to ask me out on a date or something? ‘cause i mean, points for originality. but -- you know. i’d rather not get banged up. “
➳ resurrectedtonystark
Tony Stark is a crusty old marshmallow stuck between the couch cushions for like a year. This is on you for eating the couch cushion marshmallow, Clint.
“You been sleeping?”
Avoid eye contact. Seem disinterested. Nailed it.
clint always -- always -- eats the marshmallow. and the candy bars. and, on one horrible and memorable occasion, a dime.
“ uh. i mean, i slept. for. a time. at night. “
yeah, that’s a totally legitimate and acceptable answer.
➳ whohopes
“ …ouch. uh. are you okay? ”
“ well. i’m fine now. not blind or anything. thank god. still deaf though. ... that’s a joke. i was always deaf. “
➳ whohopes
“Hey, you’re that guy. Y’know, I patched you up. Remember?”
“ uh. kinda. your face would probably be way more recognizable if i still had that detached retina. “
➳ resurrectedtonystark
Are you saying that because he’s peeling a bandaid off of the side of your face with surprising intent, Barton?
“You wound me. My life as I know it is over. I can’t live with this anguish.”
Now the bandaid is stuck to his finger. Ew.
he’s saying that because even when you’re nice, you’re kind of mean. whatever. it’s the best he can get.
“ your sarcasm has been noted, mister stark. noted. “
he reaches out and snags the bandaid, flicking it in the vaguest direction of the garbage can.
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➳ resurrectedtonystark
“Darn right you are.”
“ --- you know tony, i’m starting to think you’re not a very good friend. “
➳ backoffbub
“Yeah. I get that a lot.”
“ rumor mill is vicious, man. bunch of savages in this town. ... no one says i’m short, do they? “