And What Can I Get You Today ?

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[waiter-offical]

Today’s Menu: Waiter’s Special

~The Pinned Post~

“Evening! I’m Waiter Offical. I’ll be your host for your table. What can I get you today?”

Order Notes:

Waiter talks in third person when talking about himself.

Waiter just wants the 5 stars please be nice to him :(

Waiter’s Pronouns: He/Him but any work as long as you leave 5 stars for the name Josh

Waiter’s Sexuality: Litter personal, don’t you think?

Waiter’s Name: Josh, but you can just call for “Waiter” and I’ll be there!

Waiter’s Restaurant Name: White Void. For the experience, picture it as whatever you would find most appealing…

Table Members (Tags):

@satan-offical @man-offical @7-eleven-offical @no-one-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @coffee--spill @artificially-generated-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-no-one-offical @evil-man-offical @jd-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @your-local-transgenber-menace @spotify-offical

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[itstoys]

heres your burger sir. i kissed it so sweetly. thatll be 44.21$ please

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical]

…

How do you know about that?

[a-r-g-offical]

You said Randy in past tense, sorry was I being rude?

[waiter-offical]

That. Waiter had a slip of the tongue.

Randy is alive.

Randy wouldn’t die in the restaurant.

[a-r-g-offical]

Ah, apologies. I really shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions

(try to make this believable itd be too much work to actually report you as an anomaly)

[waiter-offical]

…waiter needs to get you food noted down. Waiter will be back to serve you later.

Randy’s disappearance is a… difficult thing for waiter. A good friend. Sad he disappeared.

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical]

…

How do you know about that?

[a-r-g-offical]

You said Randy in past tense, sorry was I being rude?

[waiter-offical]

That. Waiter had a slip of the tongue.

Randy is alive.

Randy wouldn’t die in the restaurant.

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical]

…

How do you know about that?

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[waiter-offical]

Could I possibly get all the chocolate milkshakes you possibly got??? You’ll get a 10 dollar tip out of this

Of course! I’ll see how many chef can prepare

[waiter-offical]

fifteen stars for waiter dude, yah? also can I get a cheemburger? -@grooviest-guy-official

15? For waiter? Thank you!!!

Waiter will get that burger ready for you

[waiter-offical]

You who watch and know and understand none. You who listen and hear and will not comprehend. You who wait and wait and drink in all that is not yours by right. Come to us in us in your wholeness. Come to us in your perfection. Bring all that is fear and all that is terror and all that is the awful dread that crawls and chokes and blinds and falls and twists and leaves and hides and weaves and burns and hunts and rips and bleeds and dies. Come to us. I open the door.

…? What?

[waiter-offical]

Oh

[waiter-offical]

Hehehaha ahehea aaheha hah hahaaehaheehe heha hahahehaeheheha hehaahehhehah

[waiter-offical]

Sooo...did the chef say I could have thise souls of the innocent...? Im starving over here :3

Chef said no,,, sorry,,

[waiter-offical]

id like 3 diet cokes and the blood of my enemies please

Waiter will check with chef on that…

[waiter-offical]

im so sad.. you don’t try my doughnut.. i spent two days making it for you :(

…uh huh..

[waiter-offical]

waiter, will you please try my vanilla custard filled brioche mini doughnuts even if they’re a bit demented :(

No thank,,, waiter doesn’t need any food.

[waiter-offical]

can i just tip without the cheque at this point... can i also get a kiss... a Reese's Kisses... i wanna try them... thank you...

Yes, sorry for the delay. No tip is needed, think of it as an apology!

You can have whatever you’d like to have. Take the whole restaurant at this point!