fun soul juice for my weary fucking toy!!!

it/that/she/whatevers funniest she turned herself into a doll

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[swagophile]

i think most of my life has been spent in pursuit of the highs i reached looking up "vore" on deviantart when i was 12

[woman-becomer]

in front of you there are two bottles of poison. one of them is green and is labeled "green poison" and the other is purple and labeled "purple poison".

which bottle of poison will you drink?

the green poison

the purple poison

I will not be drinking either bottle of poison

Remaining time: 7 hours 45 minutes

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[logmore]

one of my favorites

[anarqueeen]

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[itstoys]

hi excuse me. coulp you remove all my organs or give me a hug

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[ciosui]

[lx-mobageshiki]

[itstoys]

waiting for my edible to kick in (its ibuprofen(its edible because i ate it))

[piendish]

riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[diesaur]

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made