Anomaly Research Grounds

There is nothing else arg stands for

[a-r-g-offical]

Hello tumblr, I'm [REDACTED] (R for short) and I've been given the role of running the Anomaly Research Grounds offical tumblr page

For years we have been a private company working in the shadows keeping you safe. But with an uptick in the amount of anomaly's effecting everyday people we've decided to start working directly with the public, so you can know how to best keep yourself safe

I had an idea and I'm running with it, welcome to my officalverse blog! (Note, not an actual arg)

Anyway here's the big list of officals courtesy of @tagging-officals-offical

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical

@hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical]

…

How do you know about that?

[a-r-g-offical]

You said Randy in past tense, sorry was I being rude?

[waiter-offical]

That. Waiter had a slip of the tongue.

Randy is alive.

Randy wouldn’t die in the restaurant.

[a-r-g-offical]

Ah, apologies. I really shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions

(try to make this believable itd be too much work to actually report you as an anomaly)

[waiter-offical]

…waiter needs to get you food noted down. Waiter will be back to serve you later.

Randy’s disappearance is a… difficult thing for waiter. A good friend. Sad he disappeared.

[a-r-g-offical]

Sounds like he was nice, again, sorry for your loss.

and thank you for the food

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical]

…

How do you know about that?

[a-r-g-offical]

You said Randy in past tense, sorry was I being rude?

[waiter-offical]

That. Waiter had a slip of the tongue.

Randy is alive.

Randy wouldn’t die in the restaurant.

[a-r-g-offical]

Ah, apologies. I really shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions

(try to make this believable itd be too much work to actually report you as an anomaly)

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[waiter-offical]

…

How do you know about that?

[a-r-g-offical]

You said Randy in past tense, sorry was I being rude?

[waiter-offical]

Hello, I'd like a cheeseburger and uhhhh a definitive answer as to whether or not you're some form of supernatural anomaly?

@a-r-g-offical

Waiter will get that burger right and ready for you!

…

Waiter is human.

Waiter would never not be human.

Randy was human too. And chef is also human.

[a-r-g-offical]

Hmmmmmmm convincing enough

Sorry about Randy's death/transformation, I'm sure that was very hard for you

[a-r-g-offical]

(what do I do if I wanna rp with other officals? Do I just go into their askbox and say things? That sounds scary...)

[evil-no-one-offical]

Mod here. So I heard the person threatening to kill all of the officalverse is a endo and they threatened because some offical maybe was anti-endo? So, I was thinking, let’s make a note type of game where, if you give a note, then you support endos! Yes you can just- not give notes, it doesn’t mean you are a anti. Tag ppl too to see if they support endos, too!

Yes mod & Evil No One support endos

Edit: mod thought endo = non-traumatized systems, okay? Stuff can evolve. Response to reblog, btw

Edit 2: check comments!!! And check the oldest comment!!!

Edit 3: this is jst for antis man. A anti reblogged ts so yeah do not count at least 2 reblogs

Tags: @definitely-ao3-offical @evilpineapple-offical @timekeeper-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @knife-roomba-offical @xaomi11 @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical @buff-no-one @evil-satan-offical @evil-man-offical

More tags: @satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical yeah jst tagging popular blogs

[a-r-g-offical]

@satan-offical is a very dangerous anomaly(? however you spell it) /j

I looked through her blog and yeah that's actual Satan, we found them

[a-r-g-offical]

In evaluating how dangerous an anomaly is, one of the easiest things you can do is figure out what it's based off of. You can do this easily by identifying phrases and visual motifs that the anomaly employs.

Then simply ask yourself, is this thing it's referencing culturally relevant today? If so, it's most likely a low level anomaly using an intimidation tactic. If not, you are in danger, and will likely not be able to deal with the anomaly on your own

Do not try to deal with the anomaly on your own.

This concludes volume 1 of our anomaly safety field guide

[a-r-g-offical]

Fake ass SCP

What's an scp? Is it like, short for scarypasta? I am a very real scarypasta!

Also I thought it was creepypasta but what do I know

[yourunusalartist]

SCP Foundation—The organization that studies anomalous phenomenon and objects, while keeping the knowledge from most of the world.

Out of universe it's a community of writers.

[a-r-g-offical]

So like the place I work except more secret and probably better

[a-r-g-offical]

Fake ass SCP

What's an scp? Is it like, short for scarypasta? I am a very real scarypasta!

Also I thought it was creepypasta but what do I know

[a-r-g-offical]

The Anomaly Research Grounds would like to remind you that ██████ ████ ███ [REDACTED] ***** ████ [DATA EXPUN███]

[a-r-g-offical]

this should go without saying but maybe don't date the anomaly's? Why do people keep doing that

[a-r-g-offical]

The Anomaly Research Grounds would like to remind you that it (probably) isn't the actual devil haunting you're game (probably)

[a-r-g-offical]

The Anomaly Research Grounds would like to remind you that there's a like 50% chance your Minecraft world is haunted sorry