blair waldorf.

primadonna girl, yeah. all i ever wanted was the world. i can't help that i need it all the primadonna life the rise and fall. you say that i'm kind of difficult.

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“ Did you seriously just word it like that !? “ Blair questioned, rolling her eyes in slight amusement. 

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chuckbcss:

it did not take a genius to come to the conclusion that CHUCK BASS was not in the upper east side anymore. the thought was alarming to the BASS, but he knew that freaking out about it wouldn’t change anything. so instead he walked the CALM sidewalks of his new h o m e. the place was QUIET-- which was polar opposite to what he was used to.            HE DIDN’T LIKE IT. with an overly dramatic sigh, chuck ran his fingers through his hair before trying to catch up to someone on the sidewalk. “ excuse me ! ” he said, attempting to raise his voice. “ excuse me, but do you know where i could get a good s c o t c h ? ”

blair waldorf would have recognized the voice from literal miles away. in all honesty, it was very refreshing to see someone with whom she shared some sort of relationship with here, in a middle of nowhere town. “you’re not going to find any, not here, anyway. “ blair sighed, turning dramatically to face chuck. “ sorry. “  

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wcilingbcnshee:

Lydia smiled, nodding her head. “Would I ever say no to shopping? Even if it is online, it’s better than anything this town has to offer. Oh god, thank you for not making me the only weirdo who doesn’t enjoy online shopping this much. It’s frustrating not to be able to try everything on right away. So, I would love to.”

“ i really hope i will have a chance to take you to oscar de la renta eventually, it’s just beautiful.” 

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valterscns:

“ why do you have to be so god damn annoying? ”

“ i am just getting started around here. thanks for letting me now I am doing my job right, it’s appreciated. “ 

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ofthenightcsphere:

“dude, i don’t know and i don’t really care. y’gotta get some, i bet that ebay thing’s got some designer products up for sale.”

“ i suppose it may be better than nothing , though not ideal. are you not a designer fan yourself ? “ 

[parasoli]

[akshayar]

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impaledjaw:

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     “  Have you ever witnessed something you thought couldn’t be real ?? Like.. I don’t know, some old legends or ghosts && shit.  “

“ one time...... my boyfriend’s father came back from the dead . “ blair replied , “ literally, there was a funeral and everything but he came back like two years later . “ crazy, no ? “

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wcilingbcnshee:

Lydia smiled, nodding her head in agreement. “It’s rare to find someone with a sense of fashion. If I see one more plaid shirt I may just rip it off their body. But seriously, could anyone blame me? - People dressed like us have to get along well. Lydia Martin, pleasure is all mine.”

“ so... how do you feel about a little online retail therapy ? “ blair asked. “ i feel like dorothy in oz without something designer on my body “ blair gave a small giggle , “ online is nothing like the real thing, of course, but it is better than nothing at all . “

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wedd-nesday:

“tragically not.” wednesday sighed. “are you brain-dead ? if you had been listening you would have heard me say ‘he’. a male black widow is harmless to a human. the female however … her venom is fifteen times as poisonous as a rattlesnake, although despite popular belief, one bite wouldn’t kill an average adult human. trust me, if that were the case, my brother wouldn’t still be breathing.”

“ wow ! what an amazing fun fact “ blair rolled her eyes, “ i really don’t care , honestly , all that matters is that there is a rather large spider with free reign “

[blairsfelicity]

[meanwhilepoetry]

“What is a queen without her king?” I don’t know, but let’s ask Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Hatshepsut, Sammuramat, Victoria, Elizabeth, Amina, Tzu-hsi and the countless other kingless queens who turned mere kingdoms into the greatest of Empires.

Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)

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wedd-nesday:

“i seem to have misplaced homer…” wednesday said, looking the other dead in the eye. “if you happen to spot a black widow somewhere, please inform me. he gets so distressed when he’s alone.”

“ are you insane ? black widows are poisonous, and you just perch on on your shoulder like it’s a bird ? “

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ofthenightcsphere:

“Pretty sure it’s only these rinky-dink shops and, like, Amazon.”

“ you can’t buy gucci on amazon, now can you ? “

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