I Give You The Magical Mr. Mistoffolees

Jesse non-binary, they/them Mr. Mistoffolees stan. I'm a multi fandom blog, mostly Critical Role, Cats the musical, Good Omens, OFMD, Star Wars, Star Trek, Hobbit/LOTR, and The Untamed header by dykedva

[mythmagicetc]

moving between hyperfixations is like wow i can’t believe i used to think this song was about that guy when it’s clearly about [guy it’s also not about]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[nohardheroes]

+ Zuko, this you?

THE GAANG (ft. bi, yes or no?)

Avatar: Aang, the Last Airbender

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

[selkieonacloud]

Bathroom monitor kitty

[thoughtsofadame]

If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands

[depsidase]

[entryn17]

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[brytning]

When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.

[brytning]

The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.

[typhon-the-typhoon]

Can’t tell if she’s pouting or sleeping lol

[skopostheorie]

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[a-grim-thin-hope]

no because i was originally introduced to naruto through fanfiction not the source material so imagine the depths of my dismay when i finally got around to it only to see how underdeveloped and underutilized sakura was compared to the fics I'd been so eagerly gobbling up. look how they massacred my boy. had me sitting there on the edge of my seat each of her fights like you can do better than this! you have the potential to do better than this! clutching my head in abject sorrow when she actually got together with sasuke. like girl get up off the FLOOR I'm going to cry. you will always be real to me fanon sakura

[i-am-confused-by-life]

i know this applies to a lot of stuff but damn naruto would be so good if it was good. like it could have been so good the potential was insane. there’s so much that could have been done in a setting where every country is essentially ruled by a military dictatorship but instead we got more misogyny than you can even imagine

[fishing-princess]

[aropride]

tumblrina[1] culture emphasized a markedly religious view of the "Library"[2], envisioning it as a place that could provide any possible worldly need, such as food[3], every social service[4, 5, 6], and 3d printers[7]. Its bishops, known as "Librarians"[8], were believed to contain infinite patience, wisdom, and knowledge[9]. Adherents were hostile towards the suggestion that not all "Libraries" necessarily provided these things, if such a concept was ever brought to their attention.[10]

The primary association with a Library, in tumblrina culture as well as in society at large, was books and the written word[11]. This is ironic considering, despite frequent verbosity[12], proclaimed superior reading comprehension[13], and often a love of reading and writing[14], many tumblrinas were unable to utilize these abilities in conversation with each other, and in fact, cultivated a very hostile culture[15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20].