Ravioli

your cute lil' badass senpai.

[thesymski]

HIS OWN FATHER….

[thoughts-in-shower]

People who were born on 01/01/2000 must have very easy time calculating their birthdays on different dates.

[mrdsc1010]

[itbeslikethat]

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.

[studentlifeproblems]

Follow us @studentlifeproblems​

[thoughts-in-shower]

Childhood is forcing yourself to nap. Adulthood is forcing yourself not to nap.

[memegod]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

hey buddy how you doin

[orangeisthenew-jack]

[death-by-lulz]

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[mymodernhouse]

From EarthShip Decor posted by My Modern House

[heartseeker]

me: wow! i have so many art ideas! i cant wait to start drawing!

me 3 seconds after opening The Art Program:

[booster-pack-arts]

I finally did the Sailor Scout Street Gang print I’ve always been telling myself I’d do! Super happy with out it turned out too.

Also, slav squatting Mercury <3

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

[blueeyeddoll-deactivated2017041]

what does this even mean

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

EXAMPLE:

you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side

[gallusrostromegalus]

This has probably been said a million times before but:  Defend the employees.

Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:

“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out.  But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service.  You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service.  They LISTEN to people like you.”

People love to complain, especially entitled people.  The good news is that they’re easily redirected with mild praise and a shiny new target.  Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgoise.

[ghostslostinwhatever]

[we-love-gaming]

Pokémon Speedrun

[harlings]