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"egg. 🫵🏼"

"yes! egg for you, younger version of my husband." **He has gifted a chocolate egg!**

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*holds egg 🫴🏼🥚*

"Happy Easter everyone!" 🪺🐇 "I have chocolate eggs, peeps, and lollipops for anyone/everyone who wants one! Just tell me what you'd like and I'll give 'em!"

~🕰

"egg. 🫵🏼"

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

**He took a second to swallow, almost choking.** "Mmm, yeeahhh. I love it." He muttered, taking another spoonful. "I don't eat often. its always nice to go out and eat with someone!"

He watched as Mobile practically devoured his meal, smiling as he watched. "I usually just get take out or something, so this Is great for me."

**in a quick 4 minutes, he was done. wow.** "a much more hearty meal than takeout, I presume?" He put his hand under the table and stroked down your thigh gently.

He shrugged. Wallace barely got anything, and the small bit be did get was gone way before Mobile's. "it was good."

"great!" He smiled. "now, where'd you like to go?" Under the table, he was paying the check.

"Well, there isn't really a lot of good stuff around. We could go to the CD store, the park, just go for a walk."

".. perhaps just a walk?" He handed the check to the waiter and stood. "and then my place? or am I taking you from your roommate to often?"

Wallace stood up, "Heh, I'd say we go to my place after. I don't think you've been there yet?"

"Hm, inviting me over. No, I haven't been there yet."

"Plus I mean, why would we just stay over with at your house all the time? It's only fair you come and relax with me."

"hmm, I suppose you're right."

"Come on.' Wallace smiled, took mobile by the wrist, and walked out of the café.

**Mobile just walked beside you, happy to tag along.** ~ time skip-a-roo ~

Wallace had been walking Mobile to his place, and talking. It was all just small talk, though it was bonding. After a few minutes, he walked up to the door and looked through his pockets for his keys.

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

**He took a second to swallow, almost choking.** "Mmm, yeeahhh. I love it." He muttered, taking another spoonful. "I don't eat often. its always nice to go out and eat with someone!"

He watched as Mobile practically devoured his meal, smiling as he watched. "I usually just get take out or something, so this Is great for me."

**in a quick 4 minutes, he was done. wow.** "a much more hearty meal than takeout, I presume?" He put his hand under the table and stroked down your thigh gently.

He shrugged. Wallace barely got anything, and the small bit be did get was gone way before Mobile's. "it was good."

"great!" He smiled. "now, where'd you like to go?" Under the table, he was paying the check.

"Well, there isn't really a lot of good stuff around. We could go to the CD store, the park, just go for a walk."

".. perhaps just a walk?" He handed the check to the waiter and stood. "and then my place? or am I taking you from your roommate to often?"

Wallace stood up, "Heh, I'd say we go to my place after. I don't think you've been there yet?"

"Hm, inviting me over. No, I haven't been there yet."

"Plus I mean, why would we just stay over with at your house all the time? It's only fair you come and relax with me."

"hmm, I suppose you're right."

"Come on.' Wallace smiled, took mobile by the wrist, and walked out of the café.

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

**He took a second to swallow, almost choking.** "Mmm, yeeahhh. I love it." He muttered, taking another spoonful. "I don't eat often. its always nice to go out and eat with someone!"

He watched as Mobile practically devoured his meal, smiling as he watched. "I usually just get take out or something, so this Is great for me."

**in a quick 4 minutes, he was done. wow.** "a much more hearty meal than takeout, I presume?" He put his hand under the table and stroked down your thigh gently.

He shrugged. Wallace barely got anything, and the small bit be did get was gone way before Mobile's. "it was good."

"great!" He smiled. "now, where'd you like to go?" Under the table, he was paying the check.

"Well, there isn't really a lot of good stuff around. We could go to the CD store, the park, just go for a walk."

".. perhaps just a walk?" He handed the check to the waiter and stood. "and then my place? or am I taking you from your roommate to often?"

Wallace stood up, "Heh, I'd say we go to my place after. I don't think you've been there yet?"

"Hm, inviting me over. No, I haven't been there yet."

"Plus I mean, why would we just stay over with at your house all the time? It's only fair you come and relax with me."

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

**He took a second to swallow, almost choking.** "Mmm, yeeahhh. I love it." He muttered, taking another spoonful. "I don't eat often. its always nice to go out and eat with someone!"

He watched as Mobile practically devoured his meal, smiling as he watched. "I usually just get take out or something, so this Is great for me."

**in a quick 4 minutes, he was done. wow.** "a much more hearty meal than takeout, I presume?" He put his hand under the table and stroked down your thigh gently.

He shrugged. Wallace barely got anything, and the small bit be did get was gone way before Mobile's. "it was good."

"great!" He smiled. "now, where'd you like to go?" Under the table, he was paying the check.

"Well, there isn't really a lot of good stuff around. We could go to the CD store, the park, just go for a walk."

".. perhaps just a walk?" He handed the check to the waiter and stood. "and then my place? or am I taking you from your roommate to often?"

Wallace stood up, "Heh, I'd say we go to my place after. I don't think you've been there yet?"

mobilenotgideon

Why are my pants in the stove

-🍸🏳️‍🌈 @wallaceiswells

who are you my Wallace is at work right now

I'm the Wallace who exists everywhere, no matter what universe. I'm the Wallace who defies logic and continuity. My pants were in your damn stove. My pants have a little stain on the cuffs, no other Wallace has them.

mobilenotgideon

fine take your pants back, you don't have to be so snarky about it. do you have some interdimensional mobile or do you fly solo?

Technically yes, I do have an interdimensional Mobile... we just haven't gotten that far in the story yet at all. But usually, I travel alone by choice.

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

**He took a second to swallow, almost choking.** "Mmm, yeeahhh. I love it." He muttered, taking another spoonful. "I don't eat often. its always nice to go out and eat with someone!"

He watched as Mobile practically devoured his meal, smiling as he watched. "I usually just get take out or something, so this Is great for me."

**in a quick 4 minutes, he was done. wow.** "a much more hearty meal than takeout, I presume?" He put his hand under the table and stroked down your thigh gently.

He shrugged. Wallace barely got anything, and the small bit be did get was gone way before Mobile's. "it was good."

"great!" He smiled. "now, where'd you like to go?" Under the table, he was paying the check.

"Well, there isn't really a lot of good stuff around. We could go to the CD store, the park, just go for a walk."

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

**He took a second to swallow, almost choking.** "Mmm, yeeahhh. I love it." He muttered, taking another spoonful. "I don't eat often. its always nice to go out and eat with someone!"

He watched as Mobile practically devoured his meal, smiling as he watched. "I usually just get take out or something, so this Is great for me."

**in a quick 4 minutes, he was done. wow.** "a much more hearty meal than takeout, I presume?" He put his hand under the table and stroked down your thigh gently.

He shrugged. Wallace barely got anything, and the small bit be did get was gone way before Mobile's. "it was good."

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

**He took a second to swallow, almost choking.** "Mmm, yeeahhh. I love it." He muttered, taking another spoonful. "I don't eat often. its always nice to go out and eat with someone!"

He watched as Mobile practically devoured his meal, smiling as he watched. "I usually just get take out or something, so this Is great for me."

mobilenotgideon

Why are my pants in the stove

-🍸🏳️‍🌈 @wallaceiswells

who are you my Wallace is at work right now

I'm the Wallace who exists everywhere, no matter what universe. I'm the Wallace who defies logic and continuity. My pants were in your damn stove. My pants have a little stain on the cuffs, no other Wallace has them.

**Mobile and you had decided to go on a dinner date. Mobile was flattered, really, and kept bluffing about how much of a gentleman you were to take him out.** **You had gotten a seat in the small cafe, and had gotten dinner served. It wasn't the fanciest, but mobile didn't seem to mind. He was enjoying it, and was eating some amazing curry.** "Oh, Wallace.." He said between very full bites. "You really outdid yourself, oh goodness..."

**This is the most effort Wallace had probably put into a relationship, mainly because he hated effort. Every once in a while though, he likes treating people, and who better to treat than Mobile.**

"Hey, you're gonna choke if you talk with your mouth full like that." Wallace laughed a bit as he stretched his arms out a good bit, "Do you like it all?"

YES EAT IT!!!

Alright. Hope I don't die.

D- ... Don't eat that.

Why not? Sounds like a food.

Because Francium is literally radioactive. Don't eat it.

It is?? Since when?

Since forever, Scott. Just- don't.

I was not a science kid. I was an English kid. You cannot fault my ignorance.

Your ignorance is very faulted.

I'm just a little girl... You wouldn't bully a lil ol' gal like me, would you?

You cannot use your gender against me, I will bully you no matter what.

I totally can!

You're just a cruel man who hates seeing a pretty girl succeed. Cruel, mean men...

Know what. You're righ- wait pretty girl? Okay now you're getting too over your head.

What?! I am so pretty! You're just jealous you're not as pretty as me.

I'm the prettiest girl ever, and you're just jealous that hot girls eat radioactive objects.

Well if hot girls eat radioactive objects [which you don't because I will ground you even if I'm just the space Wallace] , what do hot guys eat?

Hot guys eat, um...

Dunno. I'm only hot as a girl. Never been a hot guy...

...I'm a hot guy, what do you think I eat?

I don't know! Kimbap? Boutlets à la Liégeoise? Cheese??

I don't think I quite like you anymore.

What the fuck!!! You're so mean to me.

Scott, that's my job. I have to keep you humble.

You're so mean... Mean and cruel.. to a small and petite and innocent girl... I'm just such a fragile vessel of femininity... Hehe-

You're enjoying your gender too much. This isn't fair.

Nanana booboo. I spent years in denial, I get every right to flaunt my femininity!

Ive been very gay for years and I never got special treatment, cry about it.

You get special treatment!!!! All the hot guys are gay, that's a bonus! You also get.. uh...

Um...

Gay.. people.. magic?????

..I guess I can make straight dudes not straight, that would be gay people magic so.. fine, i concede.

Ha, equal fight.

Also, you gay-up everywhere you go, why can't I girl it up? I don't know when I'll be a boy again, so I gotta live it up now.

Oh god are you going to wear dresses and skirts too now? I mean I always thought you'd be the kind of guy who would but now.. now you are 100% the type of girl who would.

Now I wanna!!

You're not my Wallace, so you don't know, but I use to crossdress in college when I went to bars and stuff so that people would buy drinks for me. It'll be fun to dress for myself instead.

Now, I just need money to buy hot girl shit.

Holy shit Scott I wish you were mine- THAT IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA I NEED TO DO THAT.

It's so fun! I mean, aside from weird straight guys being weird straight guys, it was the time of my life.

I saw Julie once, and it took her too long to recognize me. It was so funny... I guess I really am a pretty girl, huh.

Oh damn, I mean you seem like you would be a good girl, like a good looking good. Good looking enough.

I'm a good girl, and a good looking girl!

But you've gotta try it if you want. I believe in you, you'll do great. It does take a bit of time to look right, but anyone can do it.

I mean I have tried drag before. It was..... Something.

YES EAT IT!!!

Alright. Hope I don't die.

D- ... Don't eat that.

Why not? Sounds like a food.

Because Francium is literally radioactive. Don't eat it.

It is?? Since when?

Since forever, Scott. Just- don't.

I was not a science kid. I was an English kid. You cannot fault my ignorance.

Your ignorance is very faulted.

I'm just a little girl... You wouldn't bully a lil ol' gal like me, would you?

You cannot use your gender against me, I will bully you no matter what.

I totally can!

You're just a cruel man who hates seeing a pretty girl succeed. Cruel, mean men...

Know what. You're righ- wait pretty girl? Okay now you're getting too over your head.

What?! I am so pretty! You're just jealous you're not as pretty as me.

I'm the prettiest girl ever, and you're just jealous that hot girls eat radioactive objects.

Well if hot girls eat radioactive objects [which you don't because I will ground you even if I'm just the space Wallace] , what do hot guys eat?

Hot guys eat, um...

Dunno. I'm only hot as a girl. Never been a hot guy...

...I'm a hot guy, what do you think I eat?

I don't know! Kimbap? Boutlets à la Liégeoise? Cheese??

I don't think I quite like you anymore.

What the fuck!!! You're so mean to me.

Scott, that's my job. I have to keep you humble.

You're so mean... Mean and cruel.. to a small and petite and innocent girl... I'm just such a fragile vessel of femininity... Hehe-

You're enjoying your gender too much. This isn't fair.

Nanana booboo. I spent years in denial, I get every right to flaunt my femininity!

Ive been very gay for years and I never got special treatment, cry about it.

You get special treatment!!!! All the hot guys are gay, that's a bonus! You also get.. uh...

Um...

Gay.. people.. magic?????

..I guess I can make straight dudes not straight, that would be gay people magic so.. fine, i concede.

Ha, equal fight.

Also, you gay-up everywhere you go, why can't I girl it up? I don't know when I'll be a boy again, so I gotta live it up now.

Oh god are you going to wear dresses and skirts too now? I mean I always thought you'd be the kind of guy who would but now.. now you are 100% the type of girl who would.

Now I wanna!!

You're not my Wallace, so you don't know, but I use to crossdress in college when I went to bars and stuff so that people would buy drinks for me. It'll be fun to dress for myself instead.

Now, I just need money to buy hot girl shit.

Holy shit Scott I wish you were mine- THAT IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA I NEED TO DO THAT.

It's so fun! I mean, aside from weird straight guys being weird straight guys, it was the time of my life.

I saw Julie once, and it took her too long to recognize me. It was so funny... I guess I really am a pretty girl, huh.