So Close, So Far

I need about 10 shots of whatever depressed man juice they put in Lao Huang Xenoblade Chronicles X, Ardbert Hylfist Final Fantasy 14, and Verso Dessendre Expedition 33

[wallpacapaca]

My fictional crushes on an arbitrary political alignment chart :D

[blueinsideout]

This is it. This is the game.

[wallpacapaca]

I'm basically unemployed and unable to pay my bills! Huzzah! As a result, I have finally gotten the kick in the ass I needed to properly set up comissions for the first time in years, any help would be appreciated!! I've never used Artistree before so I'm still figuring out payment through it but if need be we can do payment through other means, just DM me. All prices are in CAD but they basically break down:

$60 CAD for a full body

$45 CAD for a half body

$30 CAD for a bust

$10 CAD for a chibi sticker style (i wanted a cheap option for people who can't afford a lot rn)

+extras at each tier

In the form I said I wouldn't draw fanart because I tend to not like drawing for fandoms I'm not in but I presume if you are following me on tumblr it's cause we share fandoms and so I may be open to drawing your gugga for you, just ask!

https://artistree.io/wallpacapaca

[wallpacapaca]

“His kiss tastes of honeyed tea, and he offers it with a hunger she couldn’t have predicted. She returns it the same way, leaning closer still, until she slides off her chair and he catches her, pulling her close as he continues to kiss her, and kiss her, and kiss her.”

— Omens of Chaos by Seanan McGuire, 2026

[wanderthewoods]

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[pocket-deer-belly]

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

[pocket-deer-belly]

What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much

[xmagnet-o]

Reblogging Again

[itscoldinwonderland]

And they say things like "server cunt" hmmmmm

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[banoracider]

🐉✨

[sexybritishllama]

ffxiv free trial expanded to include shadowbringers you can now meet emet-selch for the low low price of £0 none of you have ANY excuses anymore

[sexybritishllama]

i want it known that i made that emet-selch meme last night drunk at 3am shaking with tiredness and anxiety because i thought i'd lost my phone at the bar (i had not) (i found it this morning after 3 hours of sleep)

but that is no excuse. because this tag is so true and i am just ashamed it did not occur to my frazzled brain at the time

[catchymemes]

[soleildbare]

[little-light-bulb]

[nintendogeek189]

[ellieandmiaandlily]

(credit to a discord friend)

[dschmatt]

I miss him. I miss him a lot.