So Close, So Far

I need about 10 shots of whatever depressed man juice they put in Lao Huang Xenoblade Chronicles X, Ardbert Hylfist Final Fantasy 14, and Verso Dessendre Expedition 33

[wallpacapaca]

My fictional crushes on an arbitrary political alignment chart :D

[irate-iguana]

Project Hail Mary Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🪩 astrofaggot69

hail mary launch today how are we feeling gang?

#i’m gonna miss ilyukina what an icon #enjoy your heroin girl thanks for all the unhinged interviews 🫡 #so sad to hear about dubois and shapiro

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🩻 foucaussy Follow

Okay so I did some research into the new science specialist (Ryland Grace) and he wrote the most insane dissertation possibly ever???

🩻 foucaussy

Some of my favourite parts:

#HELP #ryland grace #project hail mary #space

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🎹 jazz-onthemoon Follow

hey remember when they tried to sue eva stratt for breaking every single copyright law and she walked out mid-trial? i’m obsessed with her

🌆 matrixhamlet Follow

OP is obsessed with a dictator who destroyed the ecology of Northern Africa by hiring a murderer to pave the Sahara desert and who literally blew up Antarctica btw

🎹 jazz-onthemoon

god forbid women do anything

🌇 matrixhamlet

STOP calling Stratt a girlboss. People will excuse anything she does under the guise of “feminism” while completely ignoring that she’s a white German woman causing extensive ecological damage that will disproportionately affect people of color. Fuck you and fuck Eva Stratt I hope she goes to prison for life after all this

📜 girl-pentheus Follow

While stratt’s definitely caused environmental damage, both projects you mentioned were in earth’s best interest: the paving of the sahara was to get enough astrophage for the mission that’s literally our last hope for survival (and the countries get to keep the infrastructure afterwards), and antactica was to minimize climate cooling. There’s a lot to question ethically but it’s not as straightforward as you’re making it sound. And yeah this will most heavily impact third world countries but the astrophage crisis was going to do that already??? I just don’t think you can blame the racist structures of the global economy on one woman and frankly people’s tendency to pin everything on her is a bit misogynistic.

Also she’s dutch, not german.

🛤️ muppetmanimeanthey Follow

have we considered that all of the above can be true? stratt is first and foremost privileged as a white woman, but also falls into the “glass cliff” phenomenon — put in a temporary position of

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#reblogging this in honour of stratt’s immunity ending #god the notes are a nightmare lol #politics

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🌁 six-seven-of-nine

launch liveblog everybody strap in

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

wait where’s dubois why isnt he with the others

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

THEYRE SENDING MY SIXTH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

#lowkey doxxing myself with this but WHAT #i didnt even know he had a doctorate #i remember seeing his name in articles and thinking it looked familiar but i didnt clock it until they showed his photo just now #edit: he was a great science teacher for all the people asking

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🌠 lokkenandbarbie Follow

Okay updated version for the new crew

FMK: project Hail Mary astronaut edition

Fuck yao marry ilyukhina kill grace

Fuck yao marry grace kill ilyukhina

Fuck ilyukhina marry yao kill grace

Fuck ilyukhina marry grace kill yao

Fuck grace marry yao kill ilyukhina

Fuck grace marry ilyukhina kill yao

Bald

Voting ended onJul 21

And don’t come after me with the “oh this is so disrespectful to their sacrifice” bs again, you know ilyukhina would have loved it

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[wallpacapaca]

[pomarrillo]

looked at so many photos of people hugging cows for this one

ardbert my goat

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[eorzeanvirago]

I Hope Y'all Like My New Triple Triad Deck

[chryza]

the bar was so low i don't know what I expected.

[indouscurse]

you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.

[fulgurbugs]

Sword practice

[limonnazul]

POV: you're a gridanian farmer at 3 AM

[wallpacapaca]

I had a manic episode last night and did a deep dive into the story of Dark Road and I just wanna say Happy Pride to whatever the fuck Xehanort and Eraqus had going on

[luminous-orb]

nintendo direct tomorrow they will announce xenoblade kart

[luminous-orb]

NO FUCKING WAY

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

[blueinsideout]

This is it. This is the game.

[wallpacapaca]

I'm basically unemployed and unable to pay my bills! Huzzah! As a result, I have finally gotten the kick in the ass I needed to properly set up comissions for the first time in years, any help would be appreciated!! I've never used Artistree before so I'm still figuring out payment through it but if need be we can do payment through other means, just DM me. All prices are in CAD but they basically break down:

$60 CAD for a full body

$45 CAD for a half body

$30 CAD for a bust

$10 CAD for a chibi sticker style (i wanted a cheap option for people who can't afford a lot rn)

+extras at each tier

In the form I said I wouldn't draw fanart because I tend to not like drawing for fandoms I'm not in but I presume if you are following me on tumblr it's cause we share fandoms and so I may be open to drawing your gugga for you, just ask!

https://artistree.io/wallpacapaca

[wallpacapaca]

“His kiss tastes of honeyed tea, and he offers it with a hunger she couldn’t have predicted. She returns it the same way, leaning closer still, until she slides off her chair and he catches her, pulling her close as he continues to kiss her, and kiss her, and kiss her.”

— Omens of Chaos by Seanan McGuire, 2026

[wanderthewoods]

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.