[scarecrow-hero]

You’ve heard of

now introducing

[blooddropmoon]

we can go lower

[phoenixyfriend]

aowuyegfh-[ajsdi[f]poasdf

[sexyandthethief]

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

[pillowheadd]

Jesus CHRIST

[lilmamabeyellin]

claiming this energy

[ganymedie]

[kat-lo-ren]

@foop-ge-doop

[plainwhitebees]

life, but everytime you cry it gets faster

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[just-shower-thoughts]

so is macaroni and cheese “mac” because it’s short for macaroni…or is it because “mac” is an acronym for macaroni and cheese

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via DrMassicotte)

[la-margara]

Appreciate the good art. It comes from the heart.

[lavendersucculents]

gifted to his parents by suprise. wholesome.

[the-bigredmachine-deactivated20]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sardonicheight)

[galactic-kosher-ace]

So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

[galactic-kosher-ace]

Update:

Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me

Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.

Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.

Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this

Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.

Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.

Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”

Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I

Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.

[teaching-center-stage]

I AM CRYING. WHY ISNT THIS MY THEATRE CLASSROOM?

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[jllusive-deactivated20181011]

[spookyfroot]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]