ur mom

i fucked ur mom

[frutiguro]

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[luzisahomosexual]

Guys…

The denial is insane-

But honestly yeah I’ll roll w it

SHES NOT FUCKING DEAD

[walruswhore3]

yk when you’re standing in the shower and all of a sudden it hits you that so many people have been where you are before you and how inatimate objects see and hold so many different stories and how ultimately, you have full control over your own story? and that you are literally 17 and it is not that deep? and that your everyday stressors won’t matter in the long run and if you zoom out, where you are now will be nothing more than a spec, for the good and for the bad, so slow down, take a breath, and enjoy where you are? ..or is it just me?

[hamrikaa]

first try at drawing these two~

my vision of them will probably be destroyed when tsc comes out, but for now Jeremy will have long hair in my mind 😌

[yolkylemon]

why do I seem to need to? || tsc chapter 6

[walruswhore3]

how to still have a sense of self worth even when you don’t like your body no glue no borax

[dshr-art]

[walruswhore3]

ugh guys i’m genuinely so obsessed with this you don’t get it

[walruswhore3]

fuck gender norms in society. because of that the vast majority of cis men will never experience that fully shaved, lotioned, everything shower, fresh sheets, completely CLEAN feeling and that’s simply a tragedy. we must change this.

[daylightaftertherain]

ok but imagine being a random student and watching the crown prince come back from winter break and instantly start shit with his prefect cousin and then you spend gym class watching his kinda-maybe boyfriend get pissed off and hit him with a dodgeball

[prncewilhelm]

genuinely hilarious to me that people insist on lumping yr and hs together when wille literally held a gun against his cousin’s head and nick isn’t allowed to say the word fuck

[nazarenamontalbetti]

RANDOM //

Más aquí / More here

[sarwah]

[walruswhore3]

starving myself again sounds like a real good idea

[walruswhore3]

i want this era of my life to be done please

[walruswhore3]

you just lost the game