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Smiling, sarcastic Walter
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A while you learned that you were pregnant. There was only one person the child could belong to and that was the man in black. Admittedly you had no idea how Walter would react when you told him that he was going to have a baby. This was why you kept it a secret from the sorcerer for such a long time.
Eventually there was no concealing that you were getting bigger by the day. If you didn’t come clean now things were surely going to blow up in your face in the end. So with a little self encouragement you built up the courage to tell Walter about the life that was slowly taking form in your stomach.
”I know this is unexpected. Clearly this wasn’t apart of my plan. If it has been I wouldn’t have waited this long to tell you but I hope you’ll be happy anyway” you said to Walter once you were done your confession. The man’s eyes scanned you for a second, causing a little bit of hope to trickle out of you.
All of a sudden though, something unexpected occurred. Walter approached you, placed a hand on your belly, and smile to himself. “Of course I’m happy dear. This child is going to grow up to do extraordinary things” he said, predicting the future already. You let a little sigh before smiling. Oh thank goodness he had such a positive reaction.
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For a while you had a feeling that there was something Walter wanted to tell you. The only thing is, you didn’t understand the scale of importance of Walter’s question. The only time you sort of understood is when Walter haunted his plans for the tower so he could talk to you. Apparently the conversation was so dire that he had to take you to Earth to start it.
“You have to admit that this is a but bizarre” you said to the Sorcerer as you both traveled through the portal. Seconds later you and Walter appeared in a place that he informed you was named London of Earth. This information didn’t really matter to you though, you just wanted him to say what he needed to say.
“[Y/N]” Walter suddenly interrupted your interrogation like ramblings. The sound of him calling your name caused you to shut your mouth and await his follow up sentence. “I brought you here because I love you, and I want you to be my wife. Would you do that for me? Would you marry me?” The man asked taking you completely off guard.
“I-I… yes! Of course I’ll marry you”.
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The Man in Black: I don't know how much you know about space, Gunslinger, but for me, I'm a master. Ask me anything about space.
Roland Deschain: Is it big?
The Man in Black: Probably.
when i was falling asleep in class yesterday this image manifested in my subconscious, here is a rough rendering
this is a meme from a universe mankind was not equipped to comprehend
@endlessnightarts Questions…answered.
trying to parse out this meme like
Lessons -- Walter Padick
Written By: @golden-alie
Request: “Hi, can I request a Walter Padick xReader smut where the reader is a sorceress and he teache her telepathy and she can’t focus so he help her ;) thank you”
Warnings: SMUT!! (16+). Cursing.
Pairing: Walter Padick x Sorceress!Reader
Word Count: 480
Listen To: Sorceress by Jordan Rakei
A/N: shout out to @wherewecangazeintothestars. without them, this would not have been possible. lol <3
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The Man in Black saw something in you. Admittedly you weren’t my sure what convinced him you had potential but whatever the reason was it ultimately promoted him to make you his apprentice. You were so eager for the sorcerer to teach you because you craved the power that Walter was offering.
”We’ll start with something simple” said Walter, as he opened his hand in a flame erupted to life in his palm. Witnessing this caused you to practically start shaking with anticipation. That was small? More like it was super cool! The Man in Black proceeded to give you instructions so you could create the spell.
”I can do this. I can do this” you mumbled words of encouragement to yourself. Seconds later you made fire form in your hand. You let out a howl of delight when you had succeeded and Walter seemed just as proud of you.
”You’re a fast learner. I like that” he said, placing a hand on your shoulder “I suppose we can begin our next lesson”.
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(of course based on Kate Beaton’s Nemesis comics)
The Dark Tower movie may not have been good but goddamn if Bad Guy With A Crush isn’t my favorite thing
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straight up traced a bunch of Idris Elba and Mathew Mcconaughey to get ready for some more Dark Tower nonsense.
I have a folder of True Detective screenshots ready to go, man
I refuse to take these men seriously
also @silkwoods proposed Walter As Inter-Dimensional Shitposter and I agree
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The Dark Tower Wiki sure is wild - it can’t tell me what happened to the pink wizards glass but it did tell me Walter put his dick on it
so there’s that
Walter’s face in the last panel
Since the original post was probably fake
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