[radioluminous]

the universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but girl please.

[crazy-brazilian]

[sixpenceee]

Throwing a bowling ball through a giant balloon                         

Source

[meowmeowuchiha]

Imagine if it was filled with water or something

[biglawbear]

This looks like an evil giant monster disintegrating after being defeated

[crazy-brazilian]

[anarcho-gunman]

[bigfatgingernerd]

[stardustedknuckles]

I sent this to my dad, who's been a boiler tech for 30 years.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is

[shittymoviedetails]

I knew women werent real

[exitwound]

you’re telling me this soil is a top…

[drupelet]

you're telling me this rock is a bottom...

[vexingcosmos]

[eilti]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Somebody’s raging against the machine huh

[crazy-brazilian]

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[ryan-sometimes]

The thoughts of my shih tzus: Man I love the couch. Flip flops are so yummy. I wish it was nap time again

The thoughts of my grandma's border collie: I have been silently observing the pigeons up in the tree for 3 hours in order to gain every tactical advantage. I'm trying to engineer the optimal jump into the backyard pool. I wish I could play chess

[retroactivelover]

Benadryl madness masterpost

[soberscientistlife]

NTA-you stood up for your son

[crazy-brazilian]

[ezrisdax-archive]

[julymp4-deactivated20251125]

ppl complaining about the quality of first kill have forgotten their herstory

[funnytwittertweets]

[electronicsnow]

Found on the circuit board of a guitar pedal

[dryadsoraka]

[image description: a photo of a green circuit board. white text in capital letters reads- “may the music passing through this device somehow help to bring just a little more peace to this troubled world.”]

[satyriconmp3]

sounds like a derry girls episode

[mafaldinablabla]

Very christian grandma: "What you got there?"

Granddaughter holding her gf hand: "a protestant"