A Book, A Beer, A Beater

I'm very passionate about a select few things. Among those are books, soccer, beer, Latin, golf courses, volleyball, and occasionally quidditch. 

[quidsecrets]

“When the team sounds cool but the coach is Wasser.”

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[monkeyudders]

my city will drag a bitch

[txcountryrebel]

Let's build a fort and have sex in it

[wo-socccer-deactivated20180716]

[footieridiculosity]

[wanderingpelican]

Nothing more to say.

[lightsglisten]

The cast squad of Bad Blood

[undereyelids-deactivated2014052]

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

[judgebunnie]

[ichwilljeden]

This is my favorite joke

[sylviagetyourheadouttheoven]

Aubrey Plaza - Playboy - April 2015

[memecenterz]

[peruvian-princess-deactivated20]

reblog if you dont have a bra on

[cheese24k]

[rotting]

Ok i didn’t expect that

[wellsuckmesideways]

[technicalamends]

This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk

[alimarko]

[cutie3pnt14159]

[fuckyeahtattoos]

My Twin Peaks tattoo done by Justin DeGroff at Sick Creations Tattoo in NJ :)

[wanderingpelican]

There's a FISH in the percolator!

[boghogs]

wait a minute. harry potter said “diagonally” instead of “diagon  alley” right and then ended up in knockturn alley instead. is knockturn alley like, squatting on a common mispronunciation of diagon alley to get extra shoppers? is this the harry potter equivalent of buying common typos of URLs to get ad traffic?

[wanderingpelican]

I literally just realized it can be pronounced "nocturnally."

[dimension20official]

Best of Chris Pratt Bloopers - Parks and Recreation

It’s impossible for Chris Pratt to break character because he actually is Andy Dwyer.

[wanderingpelican]

Why did I search that.

Finding the "otherkin" and "fictionkin" communities has been extremely detrimental to my own understanding of people. Seriously, what is going on?

[bjkaling]

January 23 [2]