me: *buys a bottle in another country* me: *looks left* me: *looks right* me: ok but like me: where is the pfandflaschenautomat
Alternatively: Me in Germany: *empties.plastic.bottle* Me in Germany: *crushes.it* 20 friends of mine simultaneously: NOOOOOOO! 20 friends of mine simultaneously: That’s Pfaaaaand!
Other Alternative:
Me in Germany: *About to throw empty bottle in trash* Friends: NOOO! GIVE IT TO ME!
I’m a Pfandmachine Queen.










