[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

I love saying “my brain went” instead of “I thought” because idk what’s going on up there sometimes I just live here

[funnytwittertweets]

[ellieohno]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[layabout-city]

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

[doodlefriend-deactivated2022121]

snack

[soularino]

How do i delete my feelings? Like thanks for the opportunity but i dont think its for me.

[munsass]

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

[robertdeniro]

how exactly do you get into the feet pic selling business 

[acidhues]

put your best foot forward

[gyaradont]

A good first step is selling your sole

[robertdeniro]

None of you are funny I just want foot money

[voices-from-above]

Remember when Christen Press earned her 100th cap in June and we thought homophobia was defeated?

[sweetbot]

i’ve found something better than the d.w. “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[lawful-evil-novelist]

This is the same guy that does the guide to troubled birds.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When people say they can understand a language, but can’t speak it, they basically have the same fluency level of a well-trained dog.

[precociousreader]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art

[memeconsumer69]

shit hes right.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring

[bikebutch]

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

[tulasaysboo-deactivated20190411]

Struggling is gay culture

[arkytiorlarn]

[karboniclife-deactivated2020071]

Visit Original Link

[cruzfucker]

this is what dissociation feels like

[beeskneeses]

i see so many posts on this site that say things like “straight people are so annoying!” or “today a straight person did this annoying thing” and i just wanted to say, it needs to stop. stop. stop calling straight people annoying. it’s really hurtful to me. because i, personally, come on this site to forget that straight people exist. id rather not hear about straight people at all when browsing my dash. anyways heterophobia isnt real bye