The Devil in a push up bra.

Chelsea. ♓. 25. J💙 Follow me on insta Twitter

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[odairannies]

hestia  /ˈhɛstiə /  the goddess of the hearth, family and home. “this old house she’s quite the keeper. quite the keeper of you.”

[valtsv]

thank you to all the authors who wrote about beautiful women as liars, femme fatales, wicked witches and cruel, jealous goddesses for providing me with so many excellent role models to look up to and long for

[valtsv]

author: this woman is a MONSTER because she prioritizes her OWN DESIRES above other people’s and SCORNS MEN and is HAPPY and she REJECTED ME

me: good for her is she single

[devildaisies]

[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

[humming-bird-moth]

Dicke means Fat or Thick

[yeeowch]

this post only gets worse

[dragongirltitties]

super dickman’s thick nuts

[xburn0ut]

Why am I laughing so hard

[lemondemonhater]

im the chad type, might beat up your dad type, make your momma mad type, ratatouille rat type

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[ihateiu]

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[curselikeasailorfucklikealady]

Sjdkslsksk

[lubricates]

INDEED, GOD IS A WOMAN

[pogasm]

Shaggy got thicc

[exhausted-piloswine]

I feel like you people have zero understanding of what thicc actually is but a post about Shaggy is not the place for this discourse

[the-pump-king-deactivated202206]

No we are fucking doing this here. @thedivinepineapple

There is no thicc anything here. Wherever you thought the definition of thicc applied to this, slap the person who made you think that and then yourself.

[pogasm]

Thicc shaggy is a religion

[magicredhead]

Thin body+giant tits =\= thicc

[ntrtloveless]

Those titties aint even big, what is that a 34 C lol please.

[oneangryboner]

I’m…. Y'all are actually arguing over what thicc means on a shaggy post?!

[haute-pockette]

Reblog if you have bigger tits than god

[richkingx]

I CANNOT DEAL WITH YALL!! PLEASE SEEK THE LORD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[talesandthoughtsfromreality]

The tits are big given the size of the body.

[dirtymulaney-deactivated2023120]

LGBT Couples Who Got Their Happy Ending

[wlwsoul]

That Legit sums it up

[sugary-bowl]

Me, every day: Me? Romantic? Please, I’m not 12.

Me watching Pride and Prejudice (2005) mouthing along: If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings had changed, I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul and I love…I love… I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[lesbianshepard]

what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking

[lesbianshepard]

i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.

[12171998]

 Once when I was in Target with my mom this woman tapped me on the shoulder and goes “do you work here? where can I find the baby section?”. The target dress code is a red shirt, khakis, non-slip shoes, and a name-tag. My mom and I were wearing none of these; I didn’t even own a red shirt at the time.

I just said, “we don’t work here??” She got mad and was like “Are you sure?” so I went “Are you stupid..?” and carried on shopping

I’d like to think its less the uniform and more the fact that baby boomers simply just lack empathy and critical thinking as a whole like that wasn’t the first time an older person has asked me for help assuming I work there when I’m wearing nothing close to the uniform and am minding my own business shopping and it certainly hasn’t and won’t be the last

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

this happened to me in best buy. nothing i was wearing resembled their uniforms, and i was very clearly shopping, testing out different laptops and shit.

this lady came up to me and asked what tv’s were the best (which like, you couldn’t ask someone in that department in the first place ? i was on the other side of the store ?), to which i explained that i don’t work at best buy. she got really pissy and kept demanding i help her and i was like i ? don’t ? work ? here ? i ? don’t ? know ?

she threatened to get “my” manager to which i had no response because again, i don’t work there. they’re not my managers. i just kinda said “okay…?”, and she really went and found a manager and brought him over to where i was just tryna find a laptop.

she starts telling him what happened, and he was like “ma'am,,, this kid doesn’t work here. he’s not one of our employees.”

she claimed that i should have helped her anyways, and that she’d be giving their store “a very bad review”

like what the fuck was that shit

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

OK but if you don’t think that our generation is gonna be doing exactly the same thing once certain people hit 40, you haven’t been paying attention, we already went from “let’s be compassionate to the kids growing up” to “the next kid who mentions Fortnite in front of me gets punched”. It’s not just boomers it’s people who are old enough to feel entitled to special treatment.

[dragon-archer]

Someone finally said it

[dead-fang]

For real, let’s not be those people please.