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Why be a wallflower When you can be a Venus fly trap?

[elevencllara]

everyone fighting for their lives in the bubble of evil… meanwhile elayne and aviendha are lezzing out upstairs. wheel of time is SO BACK

[c0rpseductor]

obsessed with this heraldic beaft i saw on twitter

[evilscientist3]

uncanny resemblance

[mariannekhalil]

I had to draw a whole comic to exorcise the ghost haunting me after reading this passage. Beware spoilers for Fires of Heaven, chapter 15

[artofdoubt]

I don't watch this show but there's a scene in Sandra's animated series Invincible where her character is coming home and she's startled to find a blonde green eyed russian woman who breaks into her house, they have dinner together in her kitchen and joke about knives, poison and murder...

[lena-luthor]

[saltywinteradult]

good to see we’re all on the same page

bonus:

[animalcrossingmemes]

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[tainbocuailnge]

[farflypants]

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[pinkskylne]

WENCLAIR + TEXT POSTS

[sleepy-bebby]

From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

[baetriots]

Harwin Strong coming up at Rhaenyra like “so I heard the position of being your whore was open”

[lena-luthor]

rhaenyra targaryen i know what you are

[shamebats]

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.

[fleabaged]

Can you elaborate on how V bodied liking women pls I need you all of your thoghts on this matter my life depends on itttt

I think there are better people out there that could articulate this much more clearly (and feel free anyone to reblog and add to this) but I’ll try!

They just let her openly desire women all the time:

And she would! There was so much in the details of her all around, shameless love for women.

Also it’s the way she carried herself in outfits whether masculine or feminine:

She was the sexiest woman on tv covered from head to toe. I can’t recall one outfit that showed cleavage. I can’t recall one outfit that was catered to the male gaze.

When this- NOT EVEN SHOWING NECK- is drop dead sexy because (for lack of better terms) of her swagger, she’s completely dressed and maneuvers for the sapphic gaze.

Her fling with Sebastian was so unfeeling, so pushed onto her because Konstantin told her to be “normal” and her interpretation of that was finding a man and it was painfully clinical.

BUT SHE SEES HER EXES and this is how she stares at them?

So. Much. Emotion. You can just feel their backstory. Their history. The pain.

And that’s not even the core romantic relationship of the show.

I don’t have willpower to dig through all her micro expressions and body movement choices, but the way she disregarded men with small flickering of the eyes, raised eyebrows, head nods, just powerful stances in confrontation with men vs softness with women.

And

Just to end here.

And where V, BODIED loving women I think Eve bodied a sexual awakening journey (in gaining a truer sense of self identity in all aspects etc etc).

Nothing will hit like this again :(

[caroldanversenthusiast]

dumb and dumber😭

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[brendenfraser]

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

[enbizaka-murders]

Alot of people seem to miss these two additional details:

The kiss of death only works when she’s on a boat (she never kissed Will on a boat until their wedding)

When the effect does kick in, the killing is preformed by the crew of the Dutchman.

When Jack died, he was killed by the Kraken, summoned by Davy Jones.

When Sao Feng died, was by the damage from the canons of the Dutchman

When Norrington died, it was by Bootstrap Bill, a member of it’s crew.

And when Will died, it was directly by the hands of Davy Jones.

One more thing that has struck me as odd is when she interracts with Davy Jones, he acts as if he’s seen her somewhere before. When the Empress crew point her out as the captain he has a sort of “wtf, you, you are their captain?” reaction, now you could just shake that of as Davy Jones being a misogynistic but i don’t doubt he’s seen female pirate captains before, given how long he’s lived. And when they come face to face on the Dutchman, it feels like a meeting between sworn long time enemies (at least to me).

Elizabeth, what the hell are you even and what exactly is your connection to the Dutchman.

[finnglas]

Well…

If the Dutchman and Davy Jones are the canonical undertaker of all sailors, then Elizabeth is the one who marks them. Which makes it very, very poetic that she marries the man who takes over as captain of the Flying Dutchman.

[prismatic-bell]

I will remind you all that at the very beginning of the trilogy, Elizabeth is the only one who can see the Black Pearl, which at that point is considered a ghost ship.

And we find out later that Davy Jones resurrected the Pearl from its place on the ocean floor in a deal with Jack.

So whatever her connection is, it long predates her adulthood.

[itsalexwin]

How much y’all wanna bet Villanelle picked that specific church to get baptised in solely for the aesthetic of being seen by Eve with angel wings behind her

[wankylife]

She wants to be perceived as 💫angelic💫