Wannabe Entwistle

Spinning 'Smash Your Head Against the Wall' while writing passive-aggressive odes to my ex. ••●───── 🕸️⋅🕷⋅🕸️ ─────●•• Pres ☆ 23 ☆ she/her ☆ bassist ☆ horns ☆

[wannabe-entwistle]

Hello! You’re probably wondering who the hell is “Wannabe Entwistle”—you’re reading the right post.

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I don’t particularly like introductions, but apparently it’s what one does here. Consider this a necessary evil before I go back to posting photos of the beloved bassist of The Who.

My name is Presley; before you ask, no I’m not named after Elvis. I am a 23 year old girl (she/her) currently working in the radio broadcasting industry.

I am a multi-instrumentalist, with a main focus on bass, horns, and piano. Classically trained, turned rock n’ roll. If it’s loud enough to make your ears ring for three business days, I’ll call it “soulful.”

I collect vintage things. Mostly because they’re cheaper than therapy, and they don’t talk back. I also collect instruments—my landlord loves me.

Follow if you want. Don’t if you don’t. Either way, I’ll be here, minding my own business and looking slightly unimpressed.

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[wannabe-entwistle]

Every song written by John Entwistle during his stint in The Who would of been better if Roger Daltrey just shut the fuck up

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Oh please save me chubby John please chubby John give it to me chubby John please I’m stuck in the washing machine oh please chubby John I’ve slipped in the shower oh please chubby John I need help putting the fitted sheet on my bed oh please chubby John.

[wannabe-entwistle]

Thank you John for Wild Horses, Countryside Boogie, whatever the hell the title is.

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me in my one bedroom apartment, drunk, strutting towards my computer to write some of the most diabolical smut about 1982 John without a care in the world.

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I am alive.

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Microbang diva

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I shamelessly love a bassist with a fuck ass haircut.

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The last time I didn’t have a care in the world was on September 2nd, 2025 at approx 9:47pm when Pete Townshend was singing Eminence Front 50ft in front of me and I was high out of my mind.

[rivertigo]

I’m craving cigarette with side of late fall night breeze

[wannabe-entwistle]

WE OPENING UP THE PIT FOR PINBALL WIZARD!!!!!!!!!

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Pete Townshend, if you are reading this from your secret Tumblr account: how big is it?

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Me too, John

[beenafix]

sometimes when it’s late at night and i’m in a flow state i blast no quarter and i feel like i’m high in 1973

[wannabe-entwistle]

Doppelgänger core

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Why do I have so many records and such a tiny apartment? Really need Quarwood or whatever!

[wannabe-entwistle]

UNSEEN TENNIS BALL; LIMITED EDITION, SURE TO CAUSE A RACKET