prolapse fanclub

hi 23 year old cis guy he/him

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[bird-big]

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

[illvminavt-vs-staff]

[garbagegold]

This is very high on my list of favorite Onion articles.

[vaybes]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen on twitter lmao

[smallestdogswilldie]

posts that put you on life support

[mis-edventures-deactivated20201]

[pangur-and-grim]

[michellezhuli]

?!?!?!?!?!?!!???

who tf is gonna be nude? the ents???

[ahnimic-ixaca-deactivated202010]

Gollum cock is within reach

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

like to charge reblog to cast

[animejebbush]

[manletsarge-deactivated20190830]

funniest possible response to this post 

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[oldaccount2000]

[dafunk]

white yoda

[albertnatural]

[dafunk]

this is not white yoda

[albertnatural]

i dont see color

[murdershegoat]

before you ask, yes this is the taylor swift stan who went to prison for refusing to serve in the idf

[liddle-king-trashmouth]

The what

[lesbiskammerat]

[killue]

man this edible aint shit

[killue]

[gdhdjsjsgdaksn-deactivated20201]

world heritage post

[ironpour]

That rush of serotonin you get from accusing things of being neoliberal

[miloyiannopoulos]

im fucking