*:･ﾟ✦ BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

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JAGDHUUND.

        Renji slouches somewhat, still stuffing food into his mouth. He only turns his head when Yumichika keeps talking, chewing slowly. He pays no mind to Yumichika’s advice, only adding, “Y’sure? It’s pretty good.”

               disgust spread over his face, in the furrowing of his brows and the downward curling of his lips. casting his gaze to the side so that he wouldn’t have to look at renji while he ate, his nostrils flared briefly before he replied, ‘ did you even hear what i said? don’t eat like that! and i’m sure! i already said no! it looks gross! ’

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"hm.....how do i get his attention??" stands there for awhile. then reaches over, grabs a hold of the shinigami's shoulders, and lifts him from the ground. proceeds to shake him roughly--surely strong enough to break a human's neck. "HELLLOOOOOOOO?!?!?"

               that was it. that was the final straw. disgust spread all over his face in a dramatic flair the minute he felt the quincy’s hands upon him —- as if it hadn’t been bad enough that his ears had been deafened by the sound of the man’s obnoxious calling, that he had been breathed on in such close vicinity by this … abomination. the minute yumichika was snatched from the safety of the ground, he screamed in his shock, and at the surprise of being shaken as if he were some rag doll. he didn’t know whether to be angry or terrified, but nevertheless, his expression was filled to the brim with disdain as it swam within the depths of his eyes, spilling out as his lips curled into a sneer. ‘ put me down, you ogre! do you have any manners? get your hands off of me! ’

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no edges mcgee..........

               my hair is fine, ugly renji

[zerofruits]

Will you be my dirty little secret?

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SACRUMFLOREM.

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        “N-No…really…” 

        Orihime held her hands up in a placating manner, blinking under the other’s scrutiny. Her cheeks were already warm with a blush, she couldn’t help but reflexively lean back when he leaned forward, “I don’t…really use any special products…” 

        “Or…makeup for that matter…”

               in his curiously critical gaze, he was practically hovering over her ---- perhaps too close for her comfort. ‘ is that so..? huh. i almost don’t believe you. there’s no way anyone’s skin is naturally that good without an extensive skin care routine. maybe less is more. what do you use, then? ’ everyone’s skin was different, but there was a chance that this could become a simpler and less time consuming routine for him. it would certainly save his ears from ikkaku yelling at him to hurry.

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JAGDHUUND.

        “That was weeks ago!!”

               ‘ that was literally the other day, you ass! is your memory really that bad? this is why we aren’t friends! ’

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JAGDHUUND.

        “We’ve always been friends!!”

               ‘ is that so? i wouldn’t have known, with the way you treat me, with all of that man - handling. you’re so barbaric! ’

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JAGDHUUND.

        “…’cause we’re friends…?”

               ‘ are we...? i wasn’t aware. ’

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JAGDHUUND.

        “I thought you liked my style…”

               ‘ oh no, whatever made you think that? ’

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u want me to tell byakuya to fuck off

               ‘ no, that’s—- that’s okay, zaraki - taichō… it’s handled… ’

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? ?? ? The SUPERSTAR can't help a look of curiosity when the Shinigami looked away so quickly. He leans around, checking every angle of the Shinigami's face, wide-eyed and curious. He leans in SLOWLY OH SO SLOWLY near the man's ear, and then says (YELLS!) "HelllllOOOOOOOO IS ANYONE IN THERE? FELLOW SUPERSTAR?!"

               be still —- be absolutely still. his already inaudible breathing began to slow, although now he couldn’t help but to forcibly hold his breath as the quincy hovered around him in an inspection that was far too close for comfort. surely, it was a violation of his own space, but yumichika wasn’t about to lash out, as much as he would have loved to. still and beautiful as a statue of marble, he stood lifeless and in perfection. he was not going to budge. it was growing difficult, with the man now yelling in his ear, but he had to be strong!

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vaingore replied to your post:

STOP LYING

I’M NOT LYING I NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG I’M THE EMBODIMENT OF PERFECTION

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YOU! Your style is worthy of SUPERSTARDOM! Join me, since you MUST be a hero! :)

               he should have known it would have been a mistake, deigning to even look at the other’s way. the minute yumichika’s eyes landed upon this so - called hero, he squeezed them shut with no indication that they would ever be pried open for the rest of his life ever again —- an immediate cringe. how ugly, how repulsive! if he closed his eyes and pretended not to hear anything, maybe that … person ( he looked like a subpar western image of a wrestler for a circus ) would go away! no, not acknowledging him was the best idea that would produce the best outcome. where was ikkaku to help?!

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stop causing problems in my division >:(

               all he could do was return a blank stare in kind. problems? he has done no such thing! his eyes swept nonchalantly over to the captain and he cleared his throat. ‘ with all due respect, kuchiki - taichō, i don’t know what you’re talking about. problems? i don’t know what’s going on, but i have nothing to do with anything! ’

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               to those of us blessed with beauty ---- how fortunate we are ! it is as if the gods themselves have dipped our souls into rivers running only of ichor. we are unparalleled in beauty & strength ---- those poor souls, so burdened in their unsightliness, their weakness, such flawed beings to whom we could only feel pity. birds of a feather flock together ---- it is best that you go find your own flock. // written by sabrina - promo made by yuu.

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no offense but yumichika with hair longer than he has is such a good concept and i want to die