i look like austin powers in real life

[toastbutteregg]

[wappa174]

i guess i am not the raccoon because i am not cute and i can’t fight ha ha ha ha ha ha this is so funny ha ha ha

[wappa174]

i just found the goods

[malrido]

@wappa174

[wappa174]

WOOOOORM

[wappa174]

don’t mind me, i am just posting a photo of the COOL 3 NEW STARTER POKEMON (leaked evolution) (give me internet points please)

[wappa174]

I THINK MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU

[wappa174]

do you want to be my girl friend

yes

[wappa174]

i can’t wait to look even more like this man in a few years time

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[lonelymountainson]

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

[magiashley]

Visit Original Link

[thebeanestbad]

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

[wappa174]

i laughed at this for 10 minutes straight then 5 minutes straight then 2.5 minutes straight then 1.25 minutes straight then 0,625 minutes straight then 10 minutes straight again