ENDURE / SURVIVE

i. you may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.

[adrasteiax]

“Be merciful until you can’t be. Until you feel your heart begin to harden into a bullet. Then use that bullet.”

— Clementine von Radics, from Untitled 3 in “Mouthful Of Forevers”

[warcursed]

madestars.

              ❛  𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍,  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑,  𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍.  ❜     𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎,  which she models by sitting on.   She’s not taking the haunted part very seriously,  in fact she’s smiling a little.     ❛  Your fancy knives here,  your cute apron there. Oh, don’t tell me you’re so scared to not consider that view in the yard.  ❜

a   light  ,   grimace   expression   was   given  ,   followed   by   an   all   too  dramatic   sigh  .   sugimoto   was   willing   to   play   her   game  ,   meaning   he   was   ready   to   go   up   &   beyond   on   exaggeration  ,   or   he   was   ready   to   play   dirty   like   herself  .   

   he   approached   her   &   wrapped   her   legs   around   his   frame  ,     leaning   his   face   close   to   where   breath   can   be   felt  .   he   presented   a   new   look  :    corners   of   his   mouth   stretched   slightly   into   a   grin   as   confident   eyes   were   locked   in   with   hers  .    ❝   hmm  .    i'm   scared   enough   to   know   it’s    not    happening  ~    try   all   you   like  ,   sweetheart  ,   but   this   place   is   off   the   list  .   lets   leave   now   before    some    poor  ,    tormented    spirit    comes    to    bother    us  .   ❞ 

[tokyofashionpolice]

[staticcolour]

I caught up to Golden Kamuy and oh boy

[warcursed]

lediablest.

“you’re the one they call immortal , correct ?”  black-gloved digits wrap around his chin , a common tick for the young man , his lips pulled to a slight grin ; finally having tracked him down .  a string of murders within the military had been causing concern in the national diet , having a highly trained killer on the loose wasn’t a controversy that they could afford .

“i have a few questions for you , if you wouldn’t mind me asking that is .”

❛   who’s   asking  ?   ❜    who   ━━━━   who   was   he   exactly  ,   &   what   business   did   he   bring   with   him  ?   causing   trouble  ,   maybe  ?    great  ,   another   man   came   to   test   his   luck  .   it   wasn’t   what   sugimoto   needed   right   now  ,   but   what   else   could   he   do  ?   hear   him   out   until   the   end  ,   then   land   a    swift  ,    finishing   move   without   causing   too   much   commotion  ?   or   could   he   too  ,   test   his   luck   in   fleeing   the   scene   &   accomplish   erasing   his   tracks   before   they   could   be   picked   up  ?   well  ,   worth    a    shot  .   he’ll   aim   for   a   clean   victory  :     lock   him   in   a   choke  -  hold   till   he’s   rendered   unconscious  .   ❛   you     clearly     know     my   name   so   it’s   only   right   for   you   to   tell   me   your’s  .   you   practice   respectable   manners   too  ,   right  ?   ❜   

[blog-493629846]

met a dumb ass today, awful

[ultrawebcomics]

You looked in a mirror?

[blog-493629846]

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

[warcursed]

modern  /  present  day  verse:   vigilante

having  left  the  countryside  after  his  family  passed  from a  terrible  illness,  sugimoto  joined  the  military.  from there, he  was  trained  to  become  a  savage  killer.  several  years  later  after  sustaining  an  injury  to  his  face  (those  beautiful  scars),  he  was  given  an  honorable  discharge. however,  there  will  always  be  fight  in  him  &  during  his  time  in  the  service,  he  was  given  the  nickname  sugimoto  the  immortal  due  to  the  many  fatal  injuries  he  acquired  that  would  have  killed  the  average  person.  &  cause  of  this,  his  name  was  spread  far  &  wide  to  not  only  other  military  bases,  but  to  vile,  wrongful  people  who’d  like  to  get  a  taste  of  the  immortal  man.  despite  all  that,  sugimoto  does not  go  out  of his way looking  for  trouble.  however,  if  it  happens  to  show  up  at  his  door,  he’ll  handle  it  with  either  a  quick  kill,  or  giving  a  lesson  that  he  isn’t  the  one  to  mess lightly with.

[warcursed]

MESSAGE.   ❝ It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞ ( mel ! )

❛   you   really   want   to   talk   me   into   buying   a   place   that’s   haunted  ...?   do   you   know   what   kind   of   fear   that   would   give   me  ??  ❜  

                                         JOHN MULANEY.   /   MADESTARS.

[wlnterkills]

Get you a man who can do both

[warcursed]

MESSAGE.   ❝ First off, no. ❞

   ❛   hey  ,   you   already   told   me   no   earlier   when   i   brought   up   that   other   amazing   idea  .     give   me   a   chance   this   time  ,     promise   it’ll   be   worth   saying   yes   to  .  ❜  

                                         JOHN MULANEY.   /   PRUINESCE.

[warcursed]

MESSAGE.   ❝ I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞ love u baylee

❛   so   you   plan   on   holding   in   everything   without   some   sort   of   outlet   hoping   it’ll   someday    kill   you  ?   sounds   like   a   peaceful   way   to   go   if   you   ask   me  .   if   only   i   could   be     lucky   enough     to   go   through   something   like   that   when   it’s   my   time  ,   but   i   already   know   my   death   will   be   one   that   only   a    monster   deserves  .   ❜   

                                          JOHN MULANEY.   /   CRANEGUARD.

[ollifree]

John Mulaney Sentence Starters

NEW IN TOWN

❝  I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞

❝  I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞

❝  Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞

❝  That’s pure mom. ❞

❝  Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞

❝  It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞

❝  Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞

❝  Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞

❝  No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞

❝  You will treat me with respect! ❞

❝  I am a tiger mom. ❞

❝  First off, no. ❞

❝  Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞

❝  You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞

❝  Yeah, you got it, man. ❞

❝  It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞

❝  Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞

❝  It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞

❝  That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞

❝  The less amount of time you live the better. ❞

❝  I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞

❝  I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞

❝  Go, fetch! ❞

❝  Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞

❝  I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞

❝  What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞

❝  Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞

❝  Fuck da police! ❞

❝  I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞

❝  Did I do that? ❞

❝  Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞

❝  Why do you do this? ❞

❝  I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞

❝  Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞

❝  Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞

❝  It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞

THE COMEBACK KID

❝  I know how big letters should be. ❞

❝  You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞

❝  Do not fuck with me. ❞

❝  Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞

❝  I bet he did kill his wife. ❞

❝  I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞

❝  Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞

❝  Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞

❝  If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞

❝  It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞

❝  What a mighty king I will be. ❞

❝  It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞

❝  You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞

❝  This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞

❝  I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞

❝  You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞

❝  No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞

❝  You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞

❝  So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞

❝  This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞

❝  Kids have it very good now. ❞

❝  Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞

❝  How did he lose his arm? ❞

❝  That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞

❝  You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞

❝  I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞

❝  My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞

❝  McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞

❝  That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞

❝  How perfect is that? ❞

❝  We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞

❝  Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞

❝  One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞

❝  Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞

❝  If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞

❝  Hey, man. I like your button. ❞

[naturaekos]

“I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.”

— J.D. Salinger

[rasstegai]

facial trauma

[pochowek]

fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.

[eggpuffs]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[norapotwora]

Animal poster commission, this time the coolest big cat in the world!

EDIT: This artwork is not available to use as a tattoo design.