Wario Fact

Wario Fact

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Wario Fact!

US Senator Lindsey Graham is dead! Reports indicate he died of sudden heart stress after hearing what a "t4t poly lesbian" was.

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Wario Fact!

The western version of Super Mario Bros. 2 was originally Doki Do- WAH!? Wha-what are you-w-we can't be doing- WAH but we're both boys-WAH!?

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Wario Fact!

Happy Disability Pride Month! Wahahaha!

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Wario Fact:

Happy Pride Month!

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THE GIRLS!!! For @golddragon387 Honestly as soon as I made this palette I KNEW someone would commish Penny in it. Turns out her girlfriend is also featured! Thank you so so much for the support!

Want to help me pay to repair my car? [Color Palette Commissions]

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Wario Fact!

Happy New Year! May you eat many onion and steal many coins!

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Wario Fact! Wario is a sex icon!

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Wario Fact!

Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York City

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Dick Cheney is dead.

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Wario fact!

My name is Wario. In case you had forgotten.

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Wario Fact!

Abolish ICE

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Wario fact:

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Wario Fact!

Lesbiabs

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Wario fact: he/him lesbian

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Lesbiabs

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Wario Fact!

You can’t get rid of me. After humanity crumbles under its own hubris, after nature retakes its rightful home, after the sun dies and swallows everything whole, I will remain, Wario will remain.

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if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

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mario and i would have a mutual respect for each other but we never really clicked

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princess peach would have me executed via firing squad for the role i played in the infamous toad town murders of '96 but it would be later discovered that my involvement was greatly exaggerated and the severity of my sentence will weigh on peachs mind as she feels like it sullied her reputation as a fair and just ruler

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daisy and i would play tennis

[bigmeatpete69420]

Waluigi and I fucked

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waluigi and this guy fucked

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Wario Fact

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Happy Sunday to The Most Guy In Anything!

[adhdgays]

sun wukong sunday,,, two! jumps

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Wario Fact: The Monkey King (also known as Sun Wukong) is notably a character from thr 16th century Chinese novel "Journey to the West written by Wu Cheng'en. Sun Wukong's epic power comes from Taoist practices. Fun fact; the west in "Journey to the West" refers to India, wherin Sun Wukong planned to obtain Buddhist sutras.