On the eve of all inhibitions being thrown to the wind, I find it necessary to divulge a bit. The Brews and I have found Saturday solace in an undisclosed location, in order to circumvent sucka participation and/or cunniving looks. If you are there, then obviously my friends, you are not square. Very fitting that a life changing night as such is the precurson to the holiest of sundays. Super Bowl Sunday. A day of nacho cheese fingers rolling blunts, makin you think Tostitos is the new honey blunt, consuming copius ammounts of alcohol thus flooding the line to the bathroom and can in turn lead to a posible fight over why a nigga is shitting outside like a dog. But my favorite, especially being from LA, is creating whatever reason it is to cheer for whomever. Someones gotta home feeling like they won its great. But. This Superbowl is going to be something you can enjoy though, better than last years thatās for fuckin sureā¦Im a Bronco fan. We got The Seahawks, the 1 seed once again in the NFC, reeled off six straight wins after a 6-4 start garnering all kinds of hyperbole. Coming off a comeback win against the Packers that probably got Brett Favre whiskey drunk in bliss in the NFC Championship, the Beasthawks look confident again. Marshawn is a Town nigga and I love it. Heās like watching a member of the Romper Room gang make it in football rather than rappin or ALLEGED robberies of Banks and pizza parlors. RIP MAC DRE. Heās proved to be harder to bring down than a bunch of 13 year olds smoking for the first time on 4/20. He keeps getting fined for nothing, leave the nigga alone, he doesnt like talking. Russell Wilson is Russell Wilson, I swear he can do no wrong, heās an olā Derek Jeter type dude. Good hair having ass nigga. The fact he played baseball helps him with his resiliency in my opinion, making any game winnable for him. Baseball is a game designed for failure, you can go on a 1-30 slump but if that 1 is a walkoff to go to the Series fuck it i.e. 14/29 1 TD 4 INT. The defense is something special, front to back, about 16 deep. Everyone knows Sherman and Thomas and Chancellor ā¦Sorry Maxwell, but that front 7 is vicious. Especially my dude Bobby Wagner. Heās been my favorite middle backer since he was a sophmore in college. Iād be remiss if I didnt mention my heavy LA player bias but hes baby Ray Lewis for real. Heās going to have the busiest day of them all dealing with Gronk, Edelman, and Blount. LaGarrette Blount, like Marshawn, is a crazy as hell. Iāll never forget him socking the fuck out that dude on Boise State. Chip Kellyās first game at Oregon. (Bet he was thinking about that when he saw Desean Jackson banging.). Blounts a train, he has no shimmy, he just runs straight really fast with hopes of someone standing in front of him. Rob Gronkowski is the leagues most interesting man by far. On and off the field. Whether it be his continued attempt of taking Tuscon to the east coast or the erotica written with him being the muse, defenses canāt and wont find a way to stop him. Only one that can is Manu Li, the night before , taking him on a sick one. Tommy B. is going to number 6, happy as fuck he isnt playing Eeyore Manning. The whole ball situation āhurt his feelingsā, lucky for him he has a bomb ass wife for his ball situation yadada? Bill Belichick is a defensive mastermind, best all time if you ask me. He coached Lawrence Taylor through a coke habit to be one of the most feared players to ever lace them up. This is the dude that put Troy Brown, in the latter part of his career, at corner. The dude is the Roman Polanski of coaches most definitely, keep his shit behind closed doors and he is the GOAT. This Patriot defense has some players on it and it starts with Tiny, the mountain that is Vince Wilfork. He takes up space like Kim K. Superstar and Pinky XXX in an elevator full of niggas. Heās going to battle with Max Unger all day trying to snatch Marshawn, heās probably the only nigga that can just yank him down. Revis and Browner both got something to prove so the Windows are gonna be "toight like a toigaā. All that said as my main bitch hangover decides how long she wants to stay I say the Seahawks win 31-27, game winning drive by Russell, TD Luke Willson (wish I could say Paul Richardson, get well boii). Rolen deGreene W$WB OPM
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