A. Warner

[readerlights]

aaron warner

[warneraaronanderson]

What do you love the most (besides Ella ofc)

Nothing. I love only my wife.

[warneraaronanderson]

Warner, I'm bored

@james-a-anderson

I’m sure you’ll find something to entertain yourself…do not involve me in it however.

[warneraaronanderson]

favorite color?

My wife’s eyes.

[warneraaronanderson]

Warner, I may or may not have gotten stuck inside a toy store for the past 24 hours in an attempt to get you a gift.......

help

@james-a-anderson

But why would you get me a gift from a toy store?

[warneraaronanderson]

birthday lemme come to see kid plz ill bring lots of chocolate and gummies for J

It's not an open event.

[warneraaronanderson]

did you decide at some point of your life to be a mean bitch or were you born one

I am not—

[warneraaronanderson]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY AARON!🤭💕

That’s not how invitations work.

[warneraaronanderson]

I also heard kenji is taking you to see the lantern lights today

Kenji is not taking me anywhere willingly.

[warneraaronanderson]

Is your best friend Haider or Kenji?

I’d rather not answer this.

[warneraaronanderson]

whats ur favorite fragrance?

My wife.

[warneraaronanderson]

how do you feel about the song that goes "fine, 5'9 and i'm jockin'"??

I’ve never heard of it.

[wordslikepoisonn]

this is all you need to know about warner

[wordslikepoisonn]

@warneraaronanderson you need a hobby 😕

[warneraaronanderson]

My beautiful wife is my hobby.

[disgustinggf]

[warneraaronanderson]

nothing, just hi!!!!

Hello.

[warneraaronanderson]

what happened to your brother

I wouldn't know.

[warneraaronanderson]

autism and ocd you have

It's called being meticulous.