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Beatrice, drunk after one shot: You’re so hot

Ava: Uh huh

Beatrice: And spicy

Ava: …Right

Beatrice, wrapping both arms around Ava: My lil buffalo chicken wing

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Ava and Bea at AirBnB

Ava (lying in bed) : This is so nice! Are you having fun, Bea?

Bea (also in bed): not really…

Ava (looking down from the top bunk): Why?!

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Lilith: Ava, no

Ava: Ava yes

Mother Superion: Ava, no

Ava: Ava yes

Mary: Ava, hell no!

Ava: Ava hell yes!

Beatrice: Ava, no

Ava: Ava no

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Ava, teaching the new recruits: Okay, what's the first rule?

Recruits: Don't wake up you before 12, if you want to live.

Ava: Second rule?

Recruits: If Beatrice tells you no, go to Camila.

Mother Superion, shouting from a distance: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM!?!?!

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Mary: I named this gun 'The Police' and this one 'The Justice System'

Ava: Why?

Mary: So I can let 'The Police' take care of criminals and leave their fate up to 'The Justice System. Like Bea said.

Beatrice: That's not what I meant.

Mary: But it's what you said.

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Beatrice: If the door was locked, how did you get in?

Mary: I kicked the door in.

Beatrice: Your shoe seems to have the ballistics capacity of a 12 gauge shotgun.

Mary: Weird, isn't it?

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Beatrice : Okay Ava you're on speaker, behave.

Ava: Or what? You'll spank me?

Mother Superion and the girls:...

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Ava: Bea, Lilith won't come out of her room.

Beatrice: Just tell her I said something

Ava: Like what?

Beatrice: Anything factually incorrect

Lilith, a few minutes later: You told Ava the sun is a fucking planet-

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Yasmine: Favorite horror movie?

Mary: It

Lilith: Saw

Michael: Annabelle

Ava: High School Musical. After watching it I spent years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

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Lilith, hoarsely: Fuck, I'm losing my voice.

Ava: Haha, guess that means you can't yell at us anymore.

…

Ava: Turns out, Lilith is scarier when she’s quiet.

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Camila: This is Beatrice, She was my first friend when I arrived. She’s my role model.

New Recruit: She looks so cool. How about that one???

Camila: That's Yasmine, I forgot where I found her but she won't stop following me....

Yasmine: I-

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Ava: Are you okay?

Beatrice: Yeah i'm fine

Ava: What does 'fine' mean?

Beatrice: It means i'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

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Ava: Scared, Yasmine?

Yasmine: A little.

Ava: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first interrogation.

Yasmine: What happened?

Ava: Well, uh, Bea also got possessed and I exposed the halo.

Yasmine:

Yasmine:

Yasmine:

Yasmine:

Yasmine: GREAT THIS SOUNDS SAFE.

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Ava: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Beatrice: Wasn't Michael with you?

Michael:

Michael: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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*Ava and JC are lying on the couch*

Ava: I need to get my phone but I can't get up... Motivate me.

JC: You'll never accomplish anything in your life, you are weak.

Ava, sinks into couch: Yup.

JC: No wait that's not what I meant-

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Camila: Mother Superion is so focused on her paperwork, I could say anything and she would agree.

Ava: Prove it.

Camila: Hello, Mother, I met this grasshopper and we're really in love. I need $1,000 to marry this grasshopper. Is that cool?

Mother Superion: Yeah Camila, whatever’s best.

Ava: Let me try.

Ava: Hey, Mother Supe-

Mother Superion: No, Ava.

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Ava: *is sick*

Beatrice: *Dumps a stack of paper in front of her*

Ava: Homework.

Beatrice: It's my way of saying "get well soon".

Ava: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Beatrice: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

Ava: Chocolate means nothing to me.