Warrior's Wish

[silverhawk]

how embarrassing was YOUR warrior cats phase

add up ur points at the end and lets see how embarrassing ur wc phase was

creating a warrior cats oc: 1 point

creating an entire warrior cats oc clan, down to the clan name and filling up every position: 2 points

drawing ur warriors oc w/ bangs: 2 points

drawing a canon warriors character with bangs: 2 points (BONUS: add 2 points if u drew any canon character with bloodshot eyes/red marks under their eyes)

buying the warriors books and creating a collection: 2 points

stealing warriors books from the library or ur school: 3 points

roleplaying warrior cats online: 2 points

roleplaying warrior cats irl: 4 points (BONUS: add 3 points if irl warrior cats roleplay got so intense/violent that it resulted in the injury of urself or anyone else playing)

roleplaying warrior cats irl so much it got warriors banned at ur school: 10 points

making a youtube playlist entirely out of 2008 warrior cat amvs: 4 points

creating those couple amv slideshows to every time we touch, hot & cold, or bad boy: 3 points (BONUS: add 2 points if you created more than one, add 4 points if u made one of these slideshows and didnt credit any artists u put in them)

gave your cat an actual warrior name: 3 points

gave your cat a whole, entire, real warrior ceremony: 6 points

having an actual, true otp for warriors: 2 points

instead of having ur wc otp be actual cats, u drew them as anthros: 6 points

writing warrior cats fanfiction: 2 points

writing warriors smut: 20 points

actually shipping ashfur/scourge: 5 points

stanning for ashfur: 3 points

getting into warriors discourse either online or irl, including but not limited to: discourse about what clan is better, discourse about what pairings are the best, discourse about whether squirrelflight or ashfur was right, discourse about coat colors/eye colors: 7 points

if u ever announced ur love for a warrior cat, anywhere, either online or irl: 10 points (BONUS: add another 3 points just bc ur a fucking furry)

NOW THAT U GOT UR POINTS WHAT DOES IT MEAN

1-7 POINTS: ur wc phase was boring, u probably are scared to admit u have done more of these

8-14 POINTS: u probably grew out of wc/dont talk about it as much, but when u were into it u know u were kinda embarrassing and prefer to just ignore it

15-20 POINTS: ur still into wc and ur honestly hardly embarrassed about it anymore u’ve accepted this

21+: holy shit.

[silverhawk]

warrior cats rp where instead of roleplaying cat characters we’re roleplaying humans who are pretending to be warrior cats while upholding a semi-normal life outside of their wc larping adventures

[uhtan]

[silverhawk]

signs that your child might be texting about warrior cats

tc = thunderclan

stc = starclan

sc = shadowclan

skc = skyclan

bc = bloodclan

rc = riverclan

wc = windclan

df = dark forest

pons = place of no stars

oms = oh my starclan

fts = fuck tigerstar

fawsoc = fire alone will save our clan

pot = power of three

bsdbtt = broad shouldered dark brown tabby tom

hdb = hollyleaf deserved better

omf = oh my firestar

bf = Before Firestar

af = After Firestar

ilm = i love mapleshade

icbwcisbw = i cant believe warrior cats is still being written

[onceiwashere]

quintessential 2009 neoboards roleplay warrior cats ocs

larkpelt the lore-abiding. brown tabby she-cat of average size with white tufts on her chest and paws. a competent but not-too-competent warrior, loyal to her clan, suspicious of outsiders. incredibly average, almost to the point of blandness, except her intro blurb is like 8 posts long and incredibly detailed 

at least 4 (four) absurdly precocious kits, psychic powers optional

worlds sexiest and most melodramatic medicine cat. having deeply forbidden, totally clandestine, yet universally known-of affairs with everyone, including starclan

hawkfrost

not a character, but in fact a random interloper with a size 1 verdana neofont popping onto the thread to angrily remind everyone that violet eyed cats unrealistic, toms cant be tortoiseshell, and warrior cats dont know what the word ‘soul’ means in OOC

gruff older cat who’s really taking full advantage of the fact that “foxdung” is basically the warrior cats equivalent of “fuck” 

Serpentstar, the Clan Leader With Regrets™

bored teenager trying to see if they can roleplay a transparently gay warrior cat without a) getting banned by theneopetsteam or b) attracting the attention of the aforementioned interloper, who will proceed to start a very circuitously worded argument about whether or not warrior cats can be gay. warriorswish will be cited angrily, ravenpaw will become the main point of evidence, official warnings will be handed out 

sasuke, but a cat 

enigmatic, uber-violent rogue with a silly name and probably at least one portentous blood-red markings somewhere on his body. over the course of the thread it will be revealed that he used to be a warrior in the clan but he betrayed everyone for mysterious but tragic reasons. hes literally reaper, from overwatch (2016, blizzard entertainment) except its 2009, and we’re on neopets.com, and he is a cat

cat who was once abducted by twolegs and cruelly experimented on/biologically augmented to have a cybernetic skeleton, venomous teeth, and ninja abilities, instead of just, i dont know, neutered and released. its universally understood that if there are humans interested in spending hours of their time pretending to be feral cats who have an established religion and form of government, there would probably be humans interested in creating dubiously ethical cyborg cats

a dragon/wolf/fox, but a cat

frustrated 11 year old girl venting her feelings of alienation and social helplessness through a character who’s very dainty, very eccentric, and very much a river tam/ophelia/etc. pastiche in warrior cat form. almost certainly psychic. one day the roleplayer will look back on this stage of her life with a mix of embarrassment and fond understanding 

sephiroth, but a cat

[warriorswish]

An epic saga, nearly ten years in the making. The largest informative Warrior Cats fan-forum and discussion board returns with Version 5.0. Offering more content than ever, including exclusive Clan groups with secret forums and fun sitewide games on a regular basis. Meet new friends, trade cards, talk about the Cats of the Clans. Become a part of the next phase of Warrior’s Wish.

                                        Step into the wild...

[warriorswish]

step into the wild...

An epic saga nearly ten years in the making. The largest informative Warrior Cats fan-forum and discussion board returns with Version 5.0. Offering more content than ever, including exclusive Clan groups with secret forums and fun sitewide games on a regular basis. Meet new friends, trade cards, talk about the Cats of the Clans. Become a part of the next phase of Warrior's Wish.

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[hyperresonate]

hello warrior cats tag

over at warrior’s wish we’re having a 100-day creative fan challenge!! you don’t have to join ww to participate (since guests have posting access in the fan challenges board) (though if you like the looks of us you’re free to join!! we love new people, just please keep the rules in mind)

there’s a list of 100 prompts and you can do whatever you want for them! drawing, writing, singing, dancing, if you can name it you can (probably) post it! the rules for the challenge are pretty lax so you can work it to your own schedule if you want. i just wanted to share over here since i know tumblr is SUPER creative. everyone is welcome!!

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Our fan challenge starts today! Everyone is welcome!

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Any suggestions? :)

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