HP and OP and Abridged

That's so theatre!!

[squid-girl]

I think this is my favorite post on the Internet right about now! Edit: And I just needed to Edit this Photo 4 TIMES till it worked here… #youarewelcome #tumblrnoob #learnhowtotumblr

[ericthepigeon-deactivated202101]

LET’S CALL HIM JUAN

[jasoncanty01]

Zero Suit Samus: Mom: I want that Body Dad: Your mom 20 years ago. Oh man these are great.

[baby-bearr]

King Dedede: Mom: your dad Dad: me

Haha!!

[little-trident-deactivated20240]

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Figured youd like this one 😅🤣😂

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Amazing. =)

[randomslasher]

My thoughts went from “haha my parents wouldn’t know any of these” to “huh they know most of the same ones I do!” to “aw crap I AM the parents!!!”

[werewolf-cuddles]

A story in 7 parts

[theshitneyspears]

this is what peaking on molly feels like

[ketamie]

stop this is literally me after drinking 500ml of mineral water.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

[insomnia-productions]

[ampervadasz]

[peachmage]

[everythingfox]

Birdy friend helping out

(via)

[angelstills]

The Simple Life (2003-2007)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[midiport]

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

[queermachmir]

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

[spaceraptor]

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

[thenatsdorf]

Good catch.

[nuclearfeels]

big kitty: ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball! guy: *yeet* big kitty: BALL!!!!!!

[caffeinewitchcraft]

[akarinakaza]

Mai is a flat earther 

[gold-standard]

[lavendercasson]

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[d-structive]

Is back!

[ruinedchildhood]

My internet wont work 90s/2000s starter pack