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MINORS DNI, I'm tired of kids in adult spaces/fandoms Rarely Posting Metalocalypse side-blog. I'm just the funny guy Shitposts, reblogs, anything else sometimes funny sometimes uh, something else 🇵🇱

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If I was in Pickles place, I would beat Charles up. Like why do you want me to reunite with my excuse of an brother that made my whole fucking life miserable

[yourfandompersn]

I hope you guys have seen the picklings...

because I made it with the rest of dethklok and Charles

here...

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Magnus Hammersmith feet

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AIRPLANE MEME: METAL EDITION

[supersecretmetalocalypseblog]

Hey you! Did you know (excluding his parts in the doomstar requiem) The Metal Masked Assassin only has-

*checks notes*

15 lines of dialogue! The whole series. and that's honestly being generous, given how short they are. With riveting quotes, such as "Yes" and "No" and who could forget, "Now, Magnus!" (the only time he calls someone out by name)

anyways his lines are below the cut lolol

S1E20, The Metalocalypse Has Begun (First appearance of the series)

"Yes."

"The only reason you’ve found me was because I let you."

"And how would you know?"

"What do you want?"

"Dethklok will die. I promise."

"You’re mine…"

"It’s time to die."

"No!" (now this one might be me being generous. It's when Charles breaks his arm, he yells, and it does sound like "No" but I'm not certain if he's actually supposed to be saying "no" or just yelling.)

S2E3, Dethvengence

"Is there a secret entrance into Mordhaus?"

"Why are you laughing?"

S2E12, The Revengencers

"This man. He must be killed and made an example of in front of the world. I will crucify him."

"If we kill him, they will have no one to hide behind."

S2E18, Dethrelease/Black Fire Upon Us.

"I want you to stay alive. I want you to stay alive while I torture you. I want you to feel the pain…"

S4E5 Bookklok

"The attack will happen soon. We’ll have a secret weapon this time: someone on the inside. Dethklok must die."

S4E12 The Church of the Black Klok

"Now, Magnus!"

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[chasewav]

My take on this Gumball trend lmao

[weapon-xox-deactivated20260126]

why didnt magnus just shut tf up and go solo??? you *have* the growl princess what the fuck instead ypu sat around and cried for like a decade go smoke another cigarette

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Imagine Toki forcing Magnus to watch Skibidi toilet with him, if he didn't die of course

[zombglitter]

Made a doodle based off this

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Imagine Toki forcing Magnus to watch Skibidi toilet with him, if he didn't die of course

[mtlsmashorpass]

smash or pass: the metal masked assassin

smash

pass

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

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i forgot about this blog

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Holy Crap Lois, It's Pickles the Drummer!