Everyday I'm drunk

— my ships sometimes can seem unacceptable, I warned you / btw I'm very talkative person, please do share your thoughts and prompts with me and I'll answer back —

[was-never-any-good]

Well, I can’t draw, but I’ve still got some creativity. :)

Hate u but I love you but I hate u.

[was-never-any-good]

Imagine: Peter falls under a spell, he has no opportunity to leave his thoughts untold, he can’t misbehave, resist or doubt any command... and Tony is so glad to use him as an obedient toy. 

Which is more important — Peter really wants it, but he is too shy to admit it without little magical help. 

[was-never-any-good]

Dirk: Hey everyone do you dare me to kiss Priest?

Everyone: Uh no?..

Dirk: Haha alright I can't believe you dared me to do this! 

Everyone: But we didn't...

Dirk: Guys y’all SO crazy haha here I go!

[mghtynana]

That’s Priest. Farah is dead. I’m sorry, Todd, but now you’re dead, too.

[protecticarus]

I love the soft todd I-really-am-ok brotzman taking care of his best friend who is not ok

[was-never-any-good]

I DESPERATELY NEED SUCH A CARE AFTER THE LATEST NEWS ABOUT THE SHOW. 

Anyone, help. I feel both my legs shot in a most cruel way. I'm falling down. 

[iuri-kun]

Dirk: Not really my thing, Todd.

fandom: …

fandom: THAT DOESN’T SEEM VERY HETEROSEXUAL TO ME

[was-never-any-good]

Hell yes!

[was-never-any-good]

So he'd finally confessed. Pure evil of the purest evils! 

[kaijudyke]

dirk looking at todd (aka: an incurable case of heart eyes)

[was-never-any-good]

Oh, hi. Let me introduce to you the sweetest kitten of the whole goddamn world. 

Thank you for attention, bye. 

(I hope you've already swiped this post bcs here is the place for billions of awwwwwwww’s and other nonverbal stuff which sounds a little bit non-humanly. Oh my god, oh my, why is this man so adorable, plz kill me, I can't live like that anymore.)

By the way, this pic was cut from “Beautiful people” 2008-2009. The show is awesome. Samuel is ohhhhhsogood. Now I'm in a desperate need of the crossover with the Dirk Gently's show. 

Some kind of AU where Dirk is campy and SO gay-ish that Todd can't stand and fall in love instantly?

[was-never-any-good]

a love letter

Hello there, DGHDA Fandom! 

I just want to thank you so much. Every writer of gorgeous fanfics (especially about brotzly). Every artist, who created lots of pics. Every tumblr-blogger, who gathers different gifs/screens/tweets and other stuff from all types of the resources, who produces jokes and theories about our heroes and the whole plot. 

All together you are creating the warmest space I've ever seen. It's like to be under a blanket made from the wool of a five-month alpaca, so cozy and soft and full of tenderness! 

THANK YOU. 

(There's no strong connection between that I've turned into a total w r e c k after watching the Ninth episode and the fact that I've decided to post this confession right now. It's just a coincidence, believe me!)

((Btw, is that an actual link to the Hitchhiker Guide? Where is Dirk’s towel?))

[pastenaga]

Conclusion: Billy is an ass.

[jesseredman]

S3 tyrell moodboard

[protecticarus]

I love how dirk excitedly screamed ‘todd’ a few times & todd immediatley knew to announce ‘everything is connected’

I want to see this applied to other situations?

“todd” in a grumpy voice leads to todd saying ‘I’ll make the tea’

same thing in a distracted voice gets todd to announce ‘he has a hunch’ to confused other parties

when heard in a soft voice, todd knows to say ‘it’s okay, you can talk to me’

I fully believe todd has learned to read dirk based on the tone of his voice when saying todd’s name

[was-never-any-good]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I've just watched the new episode and my heart is like:

And the brain, which is standing on the right, is also like:

THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME AND HORRIBLE AND PERFECT AND OHH. I cried and laughed and blessed the whole world at the same time, oh my god. 

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream! 

[was-never-any-good]

Love and concern in his every single look! Sorry (not sorry), brotzly is real

c a n o n

[was-never-any-good]

Do you need any additional words? I don't think so. 

(He came here to give Todd an innocent smile and to steel our hearts. He has already given his lovely smile to Todd...)

[was-never-any-good]

Well-well... I’ve watched a bunch of Martin’s interviews and noticed that sometimes he is trying to pronounce English words with the rules of Sweden pronunciation. 

And that is really sweet in my opinion. (Too sweet to be honest.)