※ JENNA & JULIEN PODCAST #185 DRUNK STORIES SENTENCE STARTERS ※
starters from the 185th episode of the jenna & julien podcast ! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more j&j
“Why do you have to wear that…?”
“Dear God, it’s me, Jenna…”
“I don’t even know where to look at you.”
“It’s based on skill alone.”
“Your daughter’s being a brat.”
“It’s fun. It’s fun chaos.”
“Why is that so accurate?”
“Wow, that, actually, for some reason, makes a lot of sense.”
“We watched shit go down and it was insane and weird and crazy.”
“What you’re not gonna do is sit in here and cry.”
“More pizza places really need to start putting potato slices on pizza.”
“It took her five minutes to get from the door to the fire, which was a very short walk.”
“She starts closing one eye and staring at all of us as we’re talking, like really trying to listen in by closing one eye.”
“She takes her purse and slams it on his lap, like so loud that it made this audible… like, someone smacking someone with a purse…!”
“Oh my god, I didn’t realize that they knew each other… oh my god, they don’t know each other.”
“That woman just stood up and was that fucked up that she hit that man for no reason.”
“This is gonna escalate really quickly.”
“I am now inserting myself in a situation I don’t need to be.”
“Uh, things are happening.”
“We all thought she was just gonna fall into the fire.”
“Here’s the terrifying part; she had not been drinking at all.”
“That’s a scary alternative.”
“If somebody did that to you, I would’ve stood up and been like, what’re you doing?”
“He expressed that he was genuinely concerned.”
“Can you imagine getting arrested because someone drugged you?”
“If you’re trying to buy someone a shot, don’t hand it to them, at least let them watch the bartender make it.”
“You wanna eat some toothpaste real quick? It might be good.”
“I have never forgotten this person. I met him one night, and one night only, and then I never saw him again after that. Why can’t I forget this person, you ask? Let me tell you why…!”
“He was one of those people that was so full of energy nonstop.”
“I’m gonna break my record…!”
“It’s dark, but he gets completely naked. Stay with me.”
“I’ve never seen anything like this in my life.”
“All of a sudden, he goes, 1, 2, 3…!”
“I can’t believe I’m telling this story.”
“We’re all just standing up like what in the fuck is that guy doing?”
“That is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard.”
“There’s absolutely an explanation as to why you remember that.”
“Can you even be mad at something like that?”
“It was just the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Alright, that was weird, back to hanging out.”
“I think he’s doing big things.”
“You’ve gotta be bottomless to get to the top.”
“What would you do if you saw someone open your Playstation, diligently press close, and go back to bed?”
“How do you deal with a situation like that?”
“Something bad’s gonna happen. I know something bad’s gonna happen.”
“I thought we were gonna watch someone get hit by a car. Really.”
“I’m outside, time to punch somebody.”
“Not only is he just making a complete fool of himself and it’s hilarious, but he’s doing it right at the cops.”
“The cops have to listen to this idiot sing at him.”
“Here’s a night where we can party.”
“No fucking idea who you are.”
“I think they did fucking drugs in the bathroom.”
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