molotov cocktail!

that was dope

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DOPE

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                                            jason mendoza from nbc’s the good place.                                                                  navigated by nerdy                                                         dash only || private || selective

[wasdope]

❛ Who cares? Good-bye. ❜ ( Listen ily )

tgp prompts

“Oh– I know the answer to that one! Me! I care–” He scrambled after her, like a little lost pup. Something had definitely gone wrong and he’d wound up in one of those old timey towns– like the Amish, but worse. It had yet to properly occur to him that he could’ve time traveled accidentally.

This girl [but possibly not-a-girl] seemed to know what was going on. She was collected, poised, and most of all– reminded him of Janet. Something he took a small sense of security in.

“I don’t know where my friends are, and I’m lost– but I’m really good at building and fixing things and making stuff blow up, so I can totally help if you need it. I’m just really worried that something bad happened.”

@gentleanne

[picsofmannyjacinto]

[wasdope]

any time i had a problem and i threw a molotov cocktail                                        BOOM right away, i had a different problem.

wanna write with the universe’s perfect idiot? a wholesome boy with one brain cell? then hit us up at @wasdope​ featuring jason mendoza-- the fool with a heart of gold from nbc’s the good place.

[persephonememes]

* (  𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. ❜

❛ Well, maybe I can help. ❜

❛ I think I’m just gonna head home. ❜

❛ Are you all right? You didn’t sleep at all last night. ❜

❛ I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. ❜

❛ It’s fine. You’re not even that blurry. ❜

❛ You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, you’re not sleeping. Your eye’s twitching. ❜

❛ Fine, but you need to get some rest. ❜

❛ This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. ❜

❛ Thank you so much for getting me home safely. ❜

❛ Try not to fall apart. ❜

❛ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. ❜

❛ You never cared about me. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ I can explain everything. ❜

❛ Just give me one second, okay? ❜

❛ How do we get out of this? ❜

❛ But you’re forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? ❜

❛ So sorry for eternally dooming you. ❜

❛ My brain is melting. ❜

❛ Okay, but, um what the hell is this? ❜

❛ I’m done. ❜

❛ Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. ❜

❛ Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. ❜

❛ Rule three everyone leave me alone. ❜

❛ That does not make it easier. ❜

❛ I can’t help you. ❜

❛ You are a good person, NAME. ❜

❛ Sorry, it’s been a weird day. ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad  ❜

❛ I’m gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. ❜

❛ Dip your paws in my chili. ❜

❛ The world is empty. ❜

❛ There is no point to anything,  and you’re just gonna die. So do whatever. ❜

❛ And now I’m gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. ❜

❛ Who cares? Good-bye. ❜

❛ Feeling all right? ❜

❛ I feel fine. ❜

❛ Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? ❜

❛ It’s all chili under the bridge. ❜

❛ That’s insane, but it’s also, like the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares? ❜

[wasdope]

new dash icon because he truly is florida man.

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moonstonetm‌

      SHE MOST CERTAINLY IS A COP BUT SHE’S NOT ABOUT TO TELL HIM – not when it seems like a much more entertaining feat to leave him out of the loop. besides, her withholding information wasn’t entirely lying – she’d never say she ISN’T a cop.

      ❝   see – you saying things like that makes me think you’re about to do something illegal. but i don’t have to tell you anything – && i won’t. guess it’ll just have to be a surprise then, huh ?   ❞

“I’m pretty sure Pillboi and I just kidnapped a fat dolphin. Like-- it’s really fat and stuff. We’re keeping it in Donkey Doug’s pool and like, we don’t know what to do with it. Cuz we saw these dudes loading it into a car and so we stole the car, and of course-- we ditched the ride but now we have this fat dolphin with nowhere to go. It looked sad in the tank so we put it in the pool. It’s safe because the water comes from the ocean.”

That-- was likely a lot to process. Jason had indeed abducted an animal from poachers without realizing it. But it wasn’t a fat dolphin. As he opened the gate it became clear it was a manatee. It seemed fairly content in the pool, swimming around the perimeter.

“We wanted to do this Free Willy thing but I’m pretty sure the movie took place in California or something. So now we don’t know what to do. We named it Blake and it likes lettuce for some reason. Must be a vegan dolphin.”

[wasdope]

i’m already yeeting asks at new followers but hmu if you want one!

[wasdope]

  The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained.            I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good,                           ‘cause you’re good at everything.                        You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself.

                             JASON MENDOZA of THE GOOD PLACE

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[not-all-the-prayers]

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he brings all the morosexuals to the yard.

[wasdope]

ofcoldguns‌

Len nodded along as he listened to the younger man tell his story. Slightly amused by how animated he got but at the same time completely baffled by him. It wasn’t often that he met someone who wasn’t really intimidated by him. He also didn’t understand why he thought that he would be into dance.

“I could, that’s true. But it’s not exactly my cup of tea. I prefer the challenge of a good heist. There is nothing like that adrenaline rush for me.”

“But you gotta think about how you’re living bro. Like-- my buddy Pillboi and I used to sell drugs on the street. Only it wasn’t drugs, it was ground up baby asprin because we didn’t know where to get drugs except the drug store. But they didn’t have any of the good stuff there, which was weird, because it’s got drugs in the name.” He paused only briefly in his tale, as if expecting Leonard to understand his logic.

“But now Pillboi has changed. He’s doing all sorts of good stuff-- like helping old people and junk. I mean-- you might not THINK being good matters, but it kind of does. Like-- what if you end up in a bad place because you did bad things? Being good is dope.”

[wasdope]

ofcoldguns

“I can assure you I think the general public would prefer me to keep robbing banks over joining a dance crew. I’m afraid I’m a horrific dancer outside of basic ballroom steps.”

“Even if you’re not a good dancer, that’s okay. I had this dance crew back in Jacksonville-- we were called Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance and at LEAST two or three of the guys couldn’t dance. But that was okay because we just put them in the back of the crew where they did way easier moves, like the bounce or shuffle.” He explained pointedly, gesturing while doing so.

“The point is-- you can totally learn how to dance. And even if you can’t-- you can still be in a crew, just in the back. Bouncing.”