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Opening song of Hamilton the musical:
"Me, I died for him."
"Me, I trusted him."
"Me, I loved him."
"and me, I'm the damn fool that shot him."
Me, on my first day of being a musical critic:
*writing on my notepad*
"okayyyyy, so we got some pretty big spoilers right outta the gate..."
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You CANNOT separate art from the artist when the artist is still alive and producing new media to profit off.
So on that note, do NOT watch the new Harry Potter series. Do not hate watch it. Do not watch it because “it’s going to be my childhood remade”. I do not care. Do not watch it. This is a direct move to erase the original trio who have all stood against jkr.
*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...
brb trying this
Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious
Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938
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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man
i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell
fuck off are you serious?
oh my god
how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash
The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay
The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game
The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney
arguably the funniest genius annotation ever
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