Three Goblin Art
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KIROKAZE
DEAR READER
shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Xuebing Du
ellievsbear
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Kiana Khansmith
Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane
Love Begins
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JVL
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Origami Around
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@witha-boxofscraps
Due to Elon Musk becoming the first trillionaire, I propose we start a chain of the most embarrassing fucking things he’s ever done to forever immortalise what a fucking loser he is.
I’ll start.
Trying to bribe a woman on his staff to have sex with him in exchange for a horse and STILL getting rejected.
I truly hope anyone who has ever ai generated music or put it on to make me listen to it gets cursed with immortality and then hit by a train 700 times in my direct line of sight
I was just in a cafe and they had a tv playing ai generated videos of people driving in cars set to ai generated music that never ended. With lyrics like "yeah im so free when i drive my car. In my car (driving) in my car (driving the car)". And each clip was about 10 seconds long. In one of the clips the woman driving the car decided to reverse halfway through and drove off the cliff she was on backwards. And then the next clip started playing. And i just had to sit there eating my sandwich like that didnt happen
i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.
“Lesson #1 how far can humans see”
Lesson #2
Due to Elon Musk becoming the first trillionaire, I propose we start a chain of the most embarrassing fucking things he’s ever done to forever immortalise what a fucking loser he is.
I’ll start.
Trying to bribe a woman on his staff to have sex with him in exchange for a horse and STILL getting rejected.
That time he bought twitter to make everyone stop dunking on him and STILL got horribly rekt
Calling Trent Reznor a "crybaby" because Reznor decided to leave Twitter after Musk bought it.
this is cool but can i just say that even if he wasn't a loser literally nobody in the world deserves to be a trillionaire. there's no ethical way to be rich. you don't make money, you take it
Absolutely agree, although I’d argue that being a trillionaire in itself is loser behaviour. Like waving a big white flag with red bold writing that says “I sold my morals for this money”
it's great that this is the most popular thing i ever posted and i don't even get notifications for it because it's not my post
Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature
no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood
Forever jealous of the Merlin cast. Imagine being in your 20s in the 2000s and your life consists of getting paid to do medieval larping, while surrounded by only attractive people.
hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.
sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there
Merlin, that you?
when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text
I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!
this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version
arthur going on a quest to retrieve the cup of life and telling uther that he "will only take [his] most trusted men" and then this is him leaving
they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
