[wassuptilly]

I keep falling asleep in the most ridiculous places.

[mikrokcmos]

Oh god, that is horrifying. I would send in a noise complaint. Or a sex complaint?

[wassuptilly]

I was thinking that, but then I'm not quite sure how to bring it up at the front desk. 

[ghostmusings]

Did you throw things at your walls?

[wassuptilly]

Yep, as well as tried to sing as loudly as possible, and I'm a terrible singer.

[bxckhams]

Oh God, that is so gross… Here, at the hotel?! God, we’re at Disney.

[wassuptilly]

Exactly, that made the whole situation all the more horrifying. They must have really been feeling the magic.

[wassuptilly]

Shout out to my neighbours that decided to keep me up all night last night whilst they had ridiculously loud sex, way too many times.

[ghostmusings]

Your suitcase is still in there?

[wassuptilly]

No no, I just want to know that it's not just me.

[ghostmusings]

"Oh mon dieu, oh mon dieu; Whatever anyone tells you, this pool is not hot. It is very cold, and there aren’t enough pool floaties here.”

[ghostmusings]

[wassuptilly]

Can you see any suitcases?

[fckoffbree-deactivated20141221]

Why are you fucking yelling? God damn, plus you’re like blurry, so stop moving too.  Man I’m gunna need more drinks.

[fckoffbree-deactivated20141221]

[wassuptilly]

But I - I didn't say anything.

[correctionalrp-blog]

The “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people I wanna be around.

[wassuptilly]

I think everyone needs people like that in their lives.

[scolariorp]

[Speaking on the phone with her parents, pacing back and forth]  "—- why are you being like this? I know I’ve messed up, but y-you’re supposed to be- hello?"

[scolariorp]

[wassuptilly]

Are you okay?

[mikrokcmos]

“Okay, now putcho ass, on my dick, and pose for this shit. Okay now freak my shit, freak my shit, freak my shit, bitch freak my shit. I said I’m about to fuck who I’m dancin’ with, I’m-I’m about to fuck who I’m dancing with.”

[wassuptilly]

[paloma-poetry-deactivated201506]

But.. I just saw a whole pizza right here?

… Oh no… fuck, I ate it, didn’t I?

[wassuptilly]

Do you want to get a new one?

[dylanbaee]

Ask cute lifeguard to get for you or swim for it?

[wassuptilly]

This seems to be the common opinion, but I have seen absolutely no lifeguards yet - let alone cute ones.

[supomallley]

How did it get into the pool the first time?

[wassuptilly]

Through great misfortune and complete clumsiness.

[tfcohen]

Shoulda’ just — jumped in straight after it, yeah? S’too late now, I’m afraid. Whatever’s in it is probably already covered in piss water, and really, you’re better off without it.

[wassuptilly]

I am so glad I finally bumped into you - Mr Positive, why did it take you so long to arrive?

[valcntinasantini]

How did that happen?

[wassuptilly]

I lost complete control.

[okaydarcy-blog]

I’ll set you up with him, don’t worry about it.

[wassuptilly]

You're officially my new favourite person.